Pants famous quotes
Last updated: Sep 5, 2024
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I feel it was just a few years ago I was running around in short pants
-- Aaron Neville -
You really have to act your pants off to stay alive. I thrive on that; I rise to the occasion of the circumstances.
-- Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje -
I'd wear clogs, short pants and ladies' bracelets. I created this aura for myself.
-- Aidan Quinn -
the church should just stay out of people's pants.
-- Alex Sanchez -
Who pants for glory, finds but short repose; A breath revives him, or a breath o'erthrows.
-- Alexander Pope -
I don't know what your damage is, but in case you've failed to notice,we're in a bit of trouble here. Can you focus on something other than trying to get into my pants?" His lips curled. " I can multitask.
-- Alexandra Ivy -
There was a clear lesson here — and that was that the Internet loves Mister Splashy Pants.
-- Alexis Ohanian -
I'm definitely someone who likes to fly by the seat of her pants. My mum always prays for the best...
-- Ali Larter -
No," Preston snapped. But he didn't protest long because, if I'm going to be honest-which is kind of the point of these reports-I was already unzipping his pants.
-- Ally Carter -
When a man wears his pants that tight, they tend to pinch his balls, and that tends to pinch his temper.
-- Anne Bishop -
My combat action has commenced... I've pissed my pants, but only a little.
-- Anthony Swofford -
Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
-- Benny Hill -
Flying by the seat of your pants precedes crashing by the seat of your pants.
-- Bill Walsh -
I've learned to dance with a hand in my pants.
-- Billy Joel -
I used to always pull my jersey out of my pants. Earl Tatum was like that, too. I was just more comfortable. There were no rules then. They didn't make you tuck your jerseys in and it was just comfortable for me.
-- Bo Ellis -
An embellished top with slim pants is great, even for a wedding.
-- Brad Goreski -
It doesn't feel good when you have to struggle to get your pants on.
-- Carnie Wilson -
Drivers are pretty well set, but crew chiefs, they change their business cards like they change their pants.
-- Chad Knaus -
Didn't anyone tell you that size doesn't matter?" "Yes, but I told him to put his pants back on and go home.
-- Christine Warren -
I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on.
-- Christopher Moore -
If I don't have s*** in my pocket now, you'll have s*** in your pants later.
-- Cody Lundin -
I will now make a scorpion appear in Osama bin Laden's pants
-- David Copperfield -
Rock & roll is not so much a question of electric guitars as it is striped pants.
-- David Lee Roth -
I have a fuller figure and sometimes like to hide my legs. Palazzo pants accentuate my small waist and make me feel a little like Katharine Hepburn.
-- Debi Mazar -
Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
-- Diane Arbus -
I don't obsess about my weight. I just know I've got to watch it when my pants feel tight.
-- Diane Kruger -
When I was your age, we didn't have the Internet in our pants. We didn't even have the Internet not in our pants. That's how bad it was.
-- Dick Costolo -
She says that I wore some pretty sexy leather pants to that first meeting, but I don't remember.
-- Dick Ebersol -
Aston Villa have literally metaphorically had their pants pulled down
-- Dion Dublin -
I said, "I do not fear those pants with nobody inside them." I said, and said, and said those words. I said them but I lied them.
-- Dr. Seuss -
I never go sexy. I'm more into a well-made pair of pants and a good shoe.
-- Dree Hemingway -
I'm a pants girl. I just feel more comfortable in them.
-- Dree Hemingway -
So I lived alone. The first thing I did was take off my pants. Naturally.
-- Edward Abbey -
When you love something, whether it's jam and cheese sandwiches or wearing your pyjamas as pants, you forget that it was ever anything other than commonplace.
-- Elisha Lim -
I never wear pants in my life. I never thought I'd say this, but I miss wearing pants. For the first time in my life, I miss my pants.
-- Emily Procter -
I don't like my men to be too ornate. I like them to stand back and let their women shine, and they should really wear the pants in the relationship.
-- Eva Mendes -
Nowadays it's not who wears the pants in the family, but who carries the credit cards.
-- Evan Esar -
I did everything by the seat of my pants. That's why I got hurt so much.
-- Evel Knievel -
Golfers don't scream. Golfers just adjust the pleats in their pants and go from there. That's about as antagonistic as we get.
-- Gary McCord -
I love a guy in a suit - someone who puts on his nice Armani pants.
-- Gena Lee Nolin -
If I had bodily functions, I think I would have peed my pants.
-- Gena Showalter -
When I was in elementary school, I was a big fan of the zip-off pants that could be turned into shorts. The Delia's catalog used to be my bible.
-- Hayley Williams -
I haven't tucked a sock in my pants for three years.
-- Hilary Swank -
Why couldn't she have gotten another Edger or some dimwit from the Broken for a passenger? No, she got Lord Leather Pants here.
-- Ilona Andrews -
Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.
-- Irvin S. Cobb -
Fine, dandy, she thought. Then lose the shirt, peel off those leather pants, and lie down on my tile. We'll take turns being on the bottom.
-- J.R. Ward -
I've done the gay, over-the-top guy. I want to jump into another show where I wear pants for the majority of the time.
-- Jai Rodriguez -
Anybody else wanna pee their pants and cry for mommy?
-- James Dashner -
Putting somebody else's pants on and pretending to be somebody else is occasionally, as you grow older, horrifying.
-- James Gandolfini -
Okay, who wants to see me take off Snivelly's pants?
-- James Potter -
I've always been a tomboy. I've always liked to wear red, black, and white, and mostly pants.
-- Janet Jackson -
If the Devil's in yer pants make cheese with him.
-- Jason Kravits -
I've never been a shirt-off, pants-off kind of comedy guy.
-- Jason Sudeikis -
The entirety of the world's knowledge is in your pants right now.
-- Jay Baer -
I mean, even in these snow pants,check out my ass.
-- Jennifer Echols -
If I don't have anything to do all day, I might not even put my pants on.
-- Jennifer Lawrence -
I want to sit on my couch and drink and not change my pants for days at a time,
-- Jennifer Lawrence -
A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.
-- Jerry Coleman -
...that in spite of living in a mansion an American is not above wearing a pair of secondhand pants, bought for fifty cents.
-- Jhumpa Lahiri -
My pants cut the cheese. Let one fly. Baked a batch of brownies.
-- Jim Benton -
Tavi grinned. "Are you with me?" "The plan is insane," Ehren said. "YOU are insane." He looked around the inside of the tent. "I'll need some pants.
-- Jim Butcher -
I still put my pants on the same way. I still walk on my pool twice a day.
-- Jim Caviezel -
If somebody's pointing a trembling finger at your pants and saying you shouldn't be doing that, follow that finger back, go up the arm and look at the head that's behind it, because there's almost always something fairly woolly in there.
-- Jock Sturges -
You want The Next Big Thing? Let me take my pants off!
-- John Cena -
Yes I have a belt. I wear big pants because my ***** is huge. So I can't go to a store by off the rack a size that is appropriate for my waist because they don't fit my ass!
-- John Cena -
Had that poor Reilly kook really been proud of Levy Pants? He had always said that he was. That was one good sign of his insanity.
-- John Kennedy Toole -
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
-- Jon Foreman -
God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants.
-- Jonathan Winters -
I will be a president in a skirt, but I will wear the pants.
-- Josefina Vazquez Mota -
As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them.
-- Josh Billings -
Sometimes, when you're this adventurous, you rip the crotch out of your pants.
-- Josh Gates -
I don't think that's the only thing he did in those pants.
-- Kane -
I’m freakishly tall, so finding pants that fit is something I’ve struggled with my whole life,
-- Karlie Kloss -
I'm all about high-waisted pants and skirts, pencil skirts, and sheer, long-sleeves in the summer.
-- Katerina Graham -
I like to move fast, and wearing high heels was tough, and low heels with a skirt is unattractive. So pants took over.
-- Katharine Hepburn -
Hell, I don't break the soil periodically to 'reaffirm my status'. I do it because archeology is still the most fun you can have with your pants on.
-- Kent V. Flannery -
If she cries, I want to wear pants for a week," I offered. "Done," Maxon said. "And if she doesn't, you owe me a walk around the grounds tomorrow afternoon." "You drive a hard bargain, sir, but I accept.
-- Kiera Cass -
Wait, so am I allowed to put my shirt back on? Or did you want me to remove my pants, too?
-- Kiersten White -
Guys. If your pants are below your ***** you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.
-- Kristen Schaal -
I have a little nursery rhyme for all you children out there, something even the Godfather can understand. 'You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.
-- Kurt Angle -
You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.
-- Kurt Angle -
The pants come down. Most look shamefaced, but tha Arthur McBride is not the least bit shy about showing off his equipment, oh no, he isn't. He grins in my direction. 'Not all that impressive, boyo
-- L.A. Meyer -
Slippery slope. I carry a spare shirt, pretty soon I'm carrying spare pants. Then I'd need a suitcase. Next thing I know, I've got a house and a car and a savings plan and I'm filling out all kinds of forms.
-- Lee Child -
There are certain things people always bring up with me. The accident. The drugs. And how tight my pants were.
-- Leif Garrett -
I am very much a seat-of-the-pants actor. I will prepare when I have to. But I like being unprepared.
-- Lena Headey -
I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr. Poopy Pants?
-- Leslie Nielsen -
Shirts are for pussies. I take my pants off!
-- Linden Ashby -
Jassie, guess what I'm dancing in!' 'I don't know, a bowl?' 'Non... I am dancing in my Nuddy-pants!
-- Louise Rennison -
We all came from houses with doors, doors that were supposed to be closed when there were things going on that we weren't supposed to see, and when our pants were down.
-- Lynette Fromme -
Mr. Sourpuss Pants God I love her Nicholas " Thomas crowed. When he noticed that neither Nicholas nor Inez looked impressed by the words he added quickly "In a totally sister-in-law type fashion of course.
-- Lynsay Sands -
Who discreetly whispers you forgot to zip up your pants? You babe, you're my bestest friend.
-- Mac Davis -
I'm addicted to something at all times. Like, it's always music, but maybe sometimes it's a pair of pants or something else. That's just how my personality works.
-- Mac Miller
