Cody Lundin famous quotes

Over the years, Americans in particular have been all too willing to squander their hard-earned independence and freedom for the illusion of feeling safe under someone else's authority. The concept of self-sufficiency has been undermined in value over a scant few generations. The vast majority of the population seems to look down their noses upon self-reliance as some quaint dusty relic, entertained only by the hyperparanoid or those hopelessly incapable of fitting into mainstream society.
-- Cody Lundin

#Self #Years #Feelings

So do you want a turd sandwich or a turd sandwich with mustard. I'd go with the mustard, but still, it's a turd sandwich.
-- Cody Lundin

#Survival #Sandwiches #Want

The vast majority of the population seems to look down their noses upon self-reliance as some quaint dusty relic, entertained only by the hyperparanoid or those hopelessly incapable of fitting into mainstream society.
-- Cody Lundin

#Self #Majority #Population

So I'm pampering myself to a homemade stone pumice session, to sand down my feet because I'm worth it.
-- Cody Lundin

#Feet #Survival #Pampering

It's a recipe for disaster.
-- Cody Lundin

#Survival #Recipes #Disaster

You're my depth gauge. If I see your hat floatin', I'll stop.
-- Cody Lundin

#Survival #Depth #Gauges

We need to look for water. Water, water, water, water.
-- Cody Lundin

#Water #Survival #Needs

We can't move quickly. You move quick out here and you die quick.
-- Cody Lundin

#Moving #Survival

I'm all for the path of least resistance.
-- Cody Lundin

#Survival #Path #Resistance

You get diarrhea out here, you dehydrate from the inside out - you leave the gene pool.
-- Cody Lundin

#Survival #Pool #Genes

If I don't have s*** in my pocket now, you'll have s*** in your pants later.
-- Cody Lundin

#Survival #Pockets #Pants

Rat is a lot like duck, except with a wonderfully nutty flavor.
-- Cody Lundin

#Ducks #Survival #Flavor

The more survival skills an individual has that have been practiced physically and otherwise, the better odds they have for those skills coming to the forefront during a stressful emergency.
-- Cody Lundin

#Odds #Skills #Survival

I feel like a tick on a dog.
-- Cody Lundin

#Dog #Survival #Tick

I feel like an hors deurve waiting to happen.
-- Cody Lundin

#Waiting #Survival #Feels

I'm the Bernie Madoff of this spider.
-- Cody Lundin

#Survival #Spiders #Madoff

I know I look like a piece of sausage to those lions. A sausage with braids.
-- Cody Lundin

#Survival #Looks #Pieces

It's like walking through someone's small intestine.
-- Cody Lundin

#Survival #Intestines #Walking

It's like walking on a 1970 blaze orange shag carpet in a kitchen.
-- Cody Lundin

#Orange #Kitchen #Survival

Knowledge is Power, and it's very lightweight.
-- Cody Lundin

#Knowledge Is Power

Holy smoke! We lost our last match and there's a storm coming! Party On! A flash flood swept away all our gear and we're twenty miles from the trailhead! Party On! My femur bone's sticking through my skin and I've gotta cross that river! Party On!
-- Cody Lundin

#Party #Rivers #Survival

C'mon baby light for me!
-- Cody Lundin

#Baby #Light #Survival

All survival situations revolve around a host of variables...Always adapt, think positive, and move forward.
-- Cody Lundin

#Moving #Thinking #Survival

Moral of the story: try to get things right, figure out what's going wrong with the scenario, and don't give up.
-- Cody Lundin

#Giving Up #Survival

We need to get out of this fetid pusshole and get to some higher ground.
-- Cody Lundin

#Survival #Needs #Higher

It's like I'm in a closet in a college dorm room.
-- Cody Lundin

#College #Survival #Rooms

I feel like a nude little piece of white meat out here.
-- Cody Lundin

#White #Survival #Meat

Where there is water, there are people.
-- Cody Lundin

#People #Water #Survival

The irony here is we're looking for water and we're looking out for water. Without it you die, and with too much of it you die.
-- Cody Lundin

#Water #Survival #Too Much