"My pants cut the cheese. Let one fly. Baked a batch of brownies."

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Source : Jim Benton (2013). “Dear Dumb Diary #2: My Pants Are Haunted”, p.70, Scholastic Inc.

Jim Benton

#Cutting Quotes #Pants Quotes #Cheese Quotes

“You can be betrayed in your sleep. The whole world can tilt while you're dreaming of butterflies.”
“Look, I think Hispanic community - the values that resonate in our community are fundamentally conservative. They are faith, family and patriotism.”
“Averages ... seduce us away from minute observation.”
“Run as far as you can in the direction of your best and happiest dreams across the bridge that was built by your own desire to heal.”
“A pessimist is one who builds dungeons in the air.”
“The most important force inside you for feeling better all the time is the will to get more fit.”

Source : Jeff Galloway (2008). “Running: Getting Started”, p.21, Meyer & Meyer Verlag
“I should warn you that underneath these clothes I'm wearing boxer shorts and I know how to use them.”
“Being adequately informed is a democratic duty, just as the vote is a democratic right. A misinformed electorate, voting without knowledge, is not a true democracy.”

Source : "Don't give climate change heretics an easy ride" by Jay Griffiths, www.theguardian.com. August 31, 2012.

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