Rachel RenÃ©e Russell famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

STAY HOME FROM SCHOOL FAUX VOMIT: 1 cup of cooked oatmeal 1.2 cup of sour cream (or buttermilk ranch dressing or anything that smells like rancid, sour milk) 2 chopped cheese sticks (for chunkiness) 1 uncooked egg (for authentic slimy texture) 1 can of split pea soup (for putrid green color) 1/4 cup of raisins (to increase gross-osity) Mix ingredients and simmer over low heat for 2 minutes Let mixture cool to warm vomit temperature Use liberally as needed Makes 4 to 5 cups
-- Rachel RenÃ©e Russell

#School #Home #Color
You're such a big BABY. So cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT
-- Rachel RenÃ©e Russell

#Baby #Bridges #Rivers
Let your inner DORK shine through.
-- Rachel RenÃ©e Russell

#Shining #Dork
Book five of Dork Diaries is one of my favorite books it brings my thoughts deep into the book and think if you haven't read it you should you will probably fell just as I fell.
-- Rachel RenÃ©e Russell

#Book #Thinking #Diaries
In spite of her cute little angelic face and pink sneakers, Brianna is actually a baby Tyrannosaurus rex. On STEROIDS!
-- Rachel RenÃ©e Russell

#Cute #Baby #Sneakers
So many FREAKS and not enough CIRCUSES!
-- Rachel RenÃ©e Russell

#Circus #Freak #Enough
Better late than never."-Dork Diaries
-- Rachel RenÃ©e Russell

#Diaries #Better Late Than Never #Dork
Dream big dreams,because little dreams have no magic.~Dork Diaries
-- Rachel RenÃ©e Russell

#Dream #Magic #Littles
BTW, the roach's name is Max (courtesy of Brianna, "because of I had a puppy, I'd name him Max").
-- Rachel RenÃ©e Russell

#Names #Roaches #Max
Wine intoxicates for a time, but the end is bitterness.
-- Rachel RenÃ©e Russell

#Wine #Bitterness #Ends

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