"God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants."

-- Jonathan Winters

#Inspirational Quotes #Devil Quotes #Pants Quotes

“I got a new job.â€ Patch locked eyes with me, and I warmed in a lot of places. In fact, I was dangerously close to feverish.”
“No thought lives in your head rent-free. Each thought you have will either be an investment or a cost.”
“I think that with piracy and tighter funds being around, people are realising that the game to play is to try and win people's respect with bold film making and then win a special place in people's collections, rather than just having the biggest opening weekends.”
“Nothing's occurring in animation - you manufacture everything.”
“Spring, which germinated in the earth, moved also with a strange restlessness, in the hearts of... women. As the weeks passed, inextinguishable hope, which mounts with the rising sap, looked from their faces.”
“after an epic search, I finally found something neither green nor fuzzy. It was a hot sausage link. I named it Peter, mostly because it seemed like the right thing to do. As soon as my java was piping hot I popped him into the microwave. hopefully the radioactive environment would sterilize Peter. No need to have little Peters running around, wreaking havoc.”
“You should always love people and use money rather than the other way around”
“In battle, if you you make your opponent flinch, you have already won.”

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