"after an epic search, I finally found something neither green nor fuzzy. It was a hot sausage link. I named it Peter, mostly because it seemed like the right thing to do. As soon as my java was piping hot I popped him into the microwave. hopefully the radioactive environment would sterilize Peter. No need to have little Peters running around, wreaking havoc."

-- Darynda Jones

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“I had been a kind of natural mystic my whole life, growing up there in Tennessee next to the river. Somehow, that was important for my consciousness. I still don't study [mysticism]. I just wait for experiences.”

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“I tell you, Bono may have a point. South Africa needs a Walmart.”
“My most difficult opponent is myself. When I am playing I often involuntarily make a world champion out of a candidate master.”
“I'm going to be looking to get out like Randy Moss and Terrell Owens.”
“I'm a born entertainer. When I open the fridge door and the light goes on, I burst into song.”
“I have come to the conclusion that life in the Antarctic Regions can be very pleasant.”
“When writing screenplays, it's a matter of remembering to leave off the page anything and everything that doesn't appear on the screen.”
“The making of art is no different than prayer.”

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