"Guys. If your pants are below your ***** you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty."

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Kristen Schaal

#Guy Quotes #Pants Quotes #Ass Quotes

“A boat can't have two captains.”
“I have always been haunted by the feeling that the painter has much to gain from making use of the forces that tend to work against his action”
“Wherever that man went, he went gratefully.”
“I want my job to include a little adventure, a little more of a heightened reality than what I'm actually living.”
“Different constraints are decisive for different situations, but the most fundamental constraint is limited time.”

Source : Gary Stanley Becker, Hoover Institution on War, Revolution, and Peace (1996). “The Economic Way of Looking at Behavior: The Nobel Lecture”, p.5, Hoover Press
“The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.”
“When the psychiatrist approves of a person's actions, he judges that person to have acted with "free choice"; when he disapproves,he judges him to have acted without "free choice." It is small wonder that people find "free choice" a confusing idea: "free choice" appears to refer to what the person being judged (often called the "patient") does, whereas it is actually what the person making the judgment (often a psychiatrist or other mental health worker) thinks.”
“To whom shall I hire myself out? What beast should I adore? What holy image is attacked? What hearts shall I break? What lies shall I uphold? In what blood tread?”

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