"The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions."

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George Carlin

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“If you shift your mindset to asking "How can I initiate change that's good for my family, and my community, and my career, and my private self (mind, body and spirit)? then you are more likely to produce harmony in your life, over the course of your life.”
“I think of you often, dear, and with such concentrated wishes that it really must help you in some way.”
“It is mine, I tell you. My own. My precious. Yes, my precious.”
“Sex and violence was never really my cup of tea; I was always more into sax and violins.”

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“There are roughly three New Yorks. There is, first, the New York of the man or woman who was born here, who takes the city for granted and accepts its size and its turbulence as natural and inevitable. Second, there is the New York of the commuter â€” the city that is devoured by locusts each day and spat out each night. Third, there is the New York of the person who was born somewhere else and came to New York in quest of something. ...Commuters give the city its tidal restlessness; natives give it solidity and continuity; but the settlers give it passion.”
“The most dangerous thing Iraq could have ever had was a nuclear weapon. The nuclear weapon Iraq was trying to build was not deliverable by bomb or ballistic missile. It was a large, bulky device that they hoped to bury and set off to let the world know they had a nuclear weapon. They never achieved that.”
“Stephen Harper is probably the most dangerous human being ever elevated to power in Canada.”
“[It] is the juvenal period of life when friendships are formed, and habits established, that will stick by one.”

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