Stupid People famous quotes
Last updated: Sep 5, 2024
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The fear of saying something stupid (which stupid people never have) has censored far more good ideas than bad ones.
-- Alain de Botton -
The bookful blockhead, ignorantly read With loads of learned lumber in his head.
-- Alexander Pope -
Hey, Geekoid!" yelled Duncan Dougal, "Why do you read so much? Don't you know how to watch TV?
-- Bruce Coville -
China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.
-- Charles de Gaulle -
The future will soon be a thing of the past.
-- George Carlin -
The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
-- George Carlin -
I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
-- George Carlin -
Capitalism tries for a delicate balance: It attempts to work things out so that everyone gets just enough stuff to keep them from getting violent and trying to take other people’s stuff.
-- George Carlin -
Catholic, which I was until I reached the age of reason
-- George Carlin -
I think everyone should treat one another in a Christian manner. I will not, however, be responsible for the consequences.
-- George Carlin -
I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.
-- George Carlin -
When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.
-- George Carlin -
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
-- George Carlin -
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
-- George Carlin -
Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
-- George Carlin -
We're a stupid industry led by stupid people,
-- Gordon Bethune -
There are more fools in the world than there are people.
-- Heinrich Heine -
A brainiac notices everything, an ignoramus comments about everything.
-- Heinrich Heine -
I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that's the America millions of Americans believe in. That's the America I love.
-- Mitt Romney -
I find we are growing serious, and then we are in great danger of being dull.
-- William Congreve -
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
-- Frank Dane -
When people all wear the same thing, people notice. They aren't stupid. People don't go, "Oh, you can see right through them!"
-- Nicholas Thorburn -
Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.
-- P. J. O'Rourke -
Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool.
-- Unknown
