"I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."

-- George Carlin

#Humor Quotes #Stupid People Quotes #Thinking Quotes

“The protocols of science fiction and the protocols of science are not separate-they'r e woven together.”
“In one year I travelled 450,000 miles by air.”
“I kind of fell into acting.I was very lucky.”
“People, like large groups of people are stupid. Individuals are smart and can deal with things and can make things last and work, but when people get together in big crowds they're stupid. They turn into sheep, then you have major situations.”
“Before I even knew what that half of my family did, I was interested in performing. I remember being seven years old and up on a stage and loving it. I've always adored it. Not just acting, but the whole process of writing and directing movies, everything that has to do with that part of life. Maybe it's in my blood.”
“Making a film, you do need stamina, whether you're doing fight scenes or not. It's important to keep fit. I'm not talking about having perfect abs and stuff, but you've got to be on top of your game, especially if you're playing the lead. You have to look after yourself.”
“My father, to whom I owe so much, never told me the difference between right and wrong; now I think that's why I remain so greatly in his debt.”

Source : John Clifford Mortimer (2005). “The scales of justice”, Penguin Hardcover
“For the highest exercise of judicial duty is to subordinate one's personal pulls and one's private views to the law of which we are all guaradians - those impersonal convictions that made a society a civilized community, and not the victims of personal rule.”

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