"I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary."

-- George Carlin

#Ambition Quotes #Stupid People Quotes #Guy Quotes

“Death and blood didnâ€™t turn on a vampire. Fear and the chance to take blood did. There was a difference.”
“Love is the greatest force on earth to resist, limit and ultimately halt evil's deadly progression.”

Source : James Robison (2002). “The Absolutes”, Tyndale House Pub
“Marrying to increase love is like gaming to become rich; alas, you only lose what little stock you had before.”

Source : William Wycherley, Marvin T. Herrick (1970). “The Country Wife”, p.47, Barron's Educational Series
“I miss you when youâ€™re not there. When youâ€™re happy, it makes me happy. But I could say the same thing about Charlie, Jacob. Youâ€™re family. I love you, but Iâ€™m not in love with you.”
“Your worst days are never so bad that you are beyond the reach of God's grace. And your best days are never so good that you are beyond the need of God's grace.Pharisee-type believers unconsciously think they have earned God's blessing through their behavior. Guilt-laden believers are quite sure they have forfeited God's blessing through their lack of discipline or their disobedience. Both have forgotten the meaning of grace because they have moved away from the gospel and have slipped into a performance relationship with God.”
“A lot of Arabs have proven to themselves that there is an alternative to Bin Laden-ism if they want to do away with the corrupt, autocratic regimes in their countries.”
“Don't put your all into someone if they treat you like dirt.”
“Whoever undertakes to create soon finds himself engaged in creating himself. Self-transformation and the transformation of others have constituted the radical interest of our century, whether in painting, psychiatry, or political action.”

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