"Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning."

-- George Carlin

#Morning Quotes #Dark Quotes #Stupid People Quotes

“And you also have to do movies that are about commerce because that's what is required of the industry today.”
“I like dark music and I want to wear those goth clothes in school. And I suddenly discovered this whole world of music that I totally loved. The Cure was my favorite band, even though they're not specifically a goth band. I was listening to everything from The Cure to Depeche Mode to Siouxsie and the Banshees and Bauhaus and all of that stuff. It was just this release for me. I was able to channel a lot of my loneliness and my feelings of being misunderstood, and I could go into this world where it was okay to be really eccentric.”

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“I do not believe in immortality of the individual, and I consider ethics to be an exclusively human concern with no superhuman authority behind it.”
“Medicare is paid for by the American taxpayer. Medicare belongs to you. Medicare is for seniors, who many of them are on fixed income, to lift them out of poverty.”
“In Bengal, Hindus are known to crack jokes at the expense of their gods and goddesses and that's what I did.”
“My parents treated my like I had a brain - which, in turn, caused me to have one.”
“Taking fun as simply fun and earnestness in earnest shows how thoroughly thou none of the two discernest.”
“Enthusiasm is the electricity of life”

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