"Catholic, which I was until I reached the age of reason"

-- George Carlin

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“It kills me when I see some metal band trying to pass themselves off as an 'alternative band.”
“I don't know where to find a good guy. I just think that they're around and I think you have to be good and at some point you'll attract that. I really believe that. First, people should stop looking. The looking thing does not work. Just let love find you.”
“The greatest thing that prepared me for editing 'Vanity Fair' was having four kids because you just learn to subjugate your ego with the greater interest in mind.”

Source : "Vanity flair". Interview with Janine Gibson, www.theguardian.com. December 10, 2007.
“I've been collecting photos for a long time, I mean since I started making money. But what you have had to go through to find a good photo is like a needle in the haystack sometimes. You'll drive from one gallery to the next gallery to the next gallery. It's not an easy process. It's a very ancient model that just hasn't caught up with the times.”
“The knighthood I received was a fantastic honour but it's not something I've ever used and I don't think I ever will.”
“I've always believed, in my heart of hearts, that it would be a better show if, when I crossed over to the desk, the band kept playing for an hour and I danced in a cage.”
“In a world torn by every kind of fundamentalism - religious, ethnic, nationalist and tribal - we must grant first place to economic fundamentalism, with its religious conviction that the market, left to its own devices, is capable of resolving all our problems. This faith has its own ayatollahs. Its church is neo-liberalism; its creed is profit; its prayers are for monopolies.”
“Why should I just limit myself to the Urdu language? Why not sing in different languages?”

Source : Source: irusa.org

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