"Atheism is a non-prophet organization."

-- George Carlin

#Atheist Quotes #Stupid People Quotes #Organization Quotes

“When you use the term 'cost per lead' you make marketing a cost center. Instead say 'investment per lead.'”
“The least strained and most natural ways of the soul are the most beautiful; the best occupations are the least forced.”
“If you force me to pick one color, it'd be Black... It covers up the things inside of me that I don't want to be known. Well, for the same reason, black is the color I hate, too...”
“Where an excess of power prevails, property of no sort is duly respected. No man is safe in his opinions, his person, his faculties, or his possessions.”

Source : James Madison (1867). “1829-1836”, p.478
“Every political edict which is not based upon nature is wrong.”

Source : Louis Antoine de Saint-Just's remarks on autumn 1792, as quoted in "Oeuvres Completes de Saint-Just", Volume 1, edited by Charles Vellay (p. 306), 1908.
“The Fashionable World is grown free and easie; our Manners sit more loose upon us: Nothing is so modish as an agreeable Negligence. In a word, Good Breeding shows it self most, where to an ordinary Eye it appears the least.”
“The interaction of the variation in our genes is what's responsible for lots of our attributes and vigor.”
“Happy is he who can give himself up.”

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