"So far, this is the oldest I've been."

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George Carlin

#Stupid Quotes #Stupid People Quotes #People Quotes

“Governments and the military purport to protect the public from enemies, and if there were no enemies they would have to invent some, for the simple purpose of rationalizing their existence ....”

Source : Laurance Labadie (1978). “Selected Essays”
“It is wise to learn; it is God-like to create.”
“The story of Rod Stewart, the story of Carlos Santana is so inspiring to young musicians because it shows in this trendy business how long a career can last. It shows how you can soar back, regardless of age.”
“Crime, carefully planned and executed, is demonstrably the royal high road to pecuniary success in the United States.”
“At bottom, textual criticism for virtually all other ancient literature relies on creative conjectures, or imaginative guesses, at reconstructing the wording of the original. Not so with the New Testament.”
“I am not my hair. I am not this skin. I am not your expectations no. I am not my hair. I am not this skin. I am the SOUL that lives within”
“Beer is sacred business, a mood-altering food substance that may have preserved the human species. To drink beer is to be human.”
“We learn by making mistakes. If you genuinely want to have a multifaceted career that takes you into multiple industries, then I think you have to be willing to fail.”

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