Kurt Braunohler famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

I grew up very Catholic. I wanted to be a priest.
-- Kurt Braunohler

#Catholic #Grew Up #Priests
People have said that to me: They say I have a TV face.
-- Kurt Braunohler

#People #Faces #Tvs
New York is a place that can grind you down and spit you out. A true New Yorker doesn't get ground down, he gets polished.
-- Kurt Braunohler

#New York #Down And #Grind
Just start writing and you'll find what you want to say.
-- Kurt Braunohler

#Writing #Want #What You Want
I've had a good run of birthdays, and now no one will notice when I die.
-- Kurt Braunohler

#Running #Dies
Paint yourself into a corner so that you don't have any other option but to continue forward.
-- Kurt Braunohler

#Paint #Corners
I'm just going to keep doing comedy because I don't know what else to do. I have no other applicable skills.
-- Kurt Braunohler

#Skills #Comedy #Knows
I put so much energy into with improv. You can only perform it at a place where people are, essentially, taking improv classes so that they just appreciate what's happening.
-- Kurt Braunohler

#Class #People #Appreciate
Improv requires your audience to be informed about what improv is. With stand-up, anybody can sit down and watch stand-up and laugh at jokes.
-- Kurt Braunohler

#Laughing #Watches #Down And
It's so much harder to make a living off improv. Improv is so rarified and for such a specific audience.
-- Kurt Braunohler

#Harder #Audience
When you're doing improv for seven years, you're an old soul of the improv world.
-- Kurt Braunohler

#Years #Soul #World
If you're waiting for inspiration, you'll wait until you're dead.
-- Kurt Braunohler

#Inspiration #Waiting #Ifs
I think having a daughter is just terrifying. Women in the world get the short end of the stick all the time in many, many ways, and so it's just terrifying to be like, "Well, this is the world we chose to bring you into. I'm sorry." It's not knowing how to prepare for that.
-- Kurt Braunohler

#Daughter #Sorry #Thinking
Since I was 14. I grew up surfing. That's all I wanted to do.
-- Kurt Braunohler

#Surfing #Grew Up #Grew
I used to be really snobby about music. I'm not as snobby as I used to be, though. I have this great bit about not getting mad about music anymore. It just happens when you get older.
-- Kurt Braunohler

#Mad #Used #Happens
Probably all of my advice is bad advice.
-- Kurt Braunohler

#Advice #Bad Advice
So many funny things happen to me everyday I should have a TV show.
-- Kurt Braunohler

#Should Have #Tv Shows #Funny Things

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