Todd Barry famous quotes

People in New York love having roof parties.
-- Todd Barry

#New York #Party #People

If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward.
-- Todd Barry

#Kissing #Blow #Steps

I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.
-- Todd Barry

#Sports #Love And Respect #Humankind

I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place
-- Todd Barry

#Email #Posters #Mass

I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase
-- Todd Barry

#Writing #Needs #Erase

My sister sometimes does a Todd Barry tribute act.
-- Todd Barry

#Doe #Sometimes #My Sister

I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I've never even thought about, and they're right.
-- Todd Barry

#Mean #Errors #Logic

I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that.
-- Todd Barry

#Teaching #Ends #Substitutes

There seems to be more comedy for comedy's sake
-- Todd Barry

#Sake #Comedy

I want to release another CD this year, finish writing a screenplay, and make another short film
-- Todd Barry

#Writing #Years #Cds

Only lately, like within the last few years, have I had people actually do an impression of me to me, which weirds me out to think of what they have picked up on, without ever realizing it myself
-- Todd Barry

#Thinking #Years #People

I wasn't as nervous as I thought I would be when I started
-- Todd Barry

#Would Be #Nervous

I mean, I've always had scattered interests, but I never went on stage to get an agent or anything like that
-- Todd Barry

#Mean #Agents #Stage

I mean, I guess I started during the comedy boom, so it was literally like, on Sunday you could decide you wanted to be a comic, and on Monday, you could be on stage
-- Todd Barry

#Monday #Mean #Sunday

I will not be misquoted!
-- Todd Barry

Buddha, much like everyone else has good and bad days.
-- Todd Barry

#Bad Day #Good And Bad

It's cool to go to a place that has posters up and it's one night only. It feels more special.
-- Todd Barry

#Night #Special #Posters

I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone.
-- Todd Barry

#Dream #Proud #Share

If I'm at a party and someone puts on a Blues Brothers tape, I tend to go nuts.
-- Todd Barry

#Brother #Party #Nuts

I haven't done a lot in London. I think comedy over there is how it was over here years ago. There's tons of it, and they're better paid.
-- Todd Barry

#Thinking #Years #London

And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy.
-- Todd Barry

#Goal #Laughing #Joy

You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it's not that brutal. It's only $6.
-- Todd Barry

#Drink #Brutal #Hanging Out

I loved Australia. I was very successful there
-- Todd Barry

#Successful #Australia

I must have done everything I had. You go through years where you go through everything you've ever written
-- Todd Barry

#Years #Done #Through The Years

I had temping jobs also. I liked the flexibility. There was no asking for time off; you just didn't work.
-- Todd Barry

#Jobs #Asking #Flexibility

I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors.
-- Todd Barry

#Doors #Atlanta #Kingdoms

People don't understand that that's really what it is. They're looking for a magic phone number or something. And to a certain extent, I understand that, because comedy is treated so much as a stepping stone by a lot of people.
-- Todd Barry

#Phones #Numbers #People

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.
-- Todd Barry

#Thanksgiving #Funny Thanksgiving #Fingers

Anyone who bombs is my friend.
-- Todd Barry

#Bombs

I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up.
-- Todd Barry

#Type

I don't feel I'm even worthy of a normal amount of value.
-- Todd Barry

#Normal #Worthy #Feels

I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.
-- Todd Barry

#People #Comedian #Want

I guess there seems to be clubs opening up again, which is strange.
-- Todd Barry

#Opening Up #Clubs #Strange

I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate.
-- Todd Barry

#Pirate #Culture

I have a podiatrist appointment at 2.
-- Todd Barry

I like Cilantro, but you don't have to.
-- Todd Barry

I used to write things out beforehand. But sometimes it backfires
-- Todd Barry

#Writing #Sometimes #Used

I was probably just trying to be Dennis Miller, but without the vocabulary to actually be Dennis Miller. I guess I was just less interesting than I am now, if I am interesting at all
-- Todd Barry

#Vocabulary #Interesting #Trying

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also
-- Todd Barry

#Koalas #Kangaroos

There's people that are just in awe of what you do, and then there are people who just think it's garbage. And I think there are people who are just uncomfortable seeing someone have fun with their job
-- Todd Barry

#Jobs #Fun #Thinking

It was actually 3 years between albums. That seems like a long time to me
-- Todd Barry

#Years #Long #Albums

I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things.
-- Todd Barry

#Funny #Character #People