"I like Cilantro, but you don't have to."

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Source : "Great Todd Barry Quotes", toddbarry.com.

Todd Barry

“I never exceed the posted speed limit.”

Source : "10 Burning Questions for Jason Priestley". Page 2 Interview, www.espn.com.
“I warn you," the boy went on. "I am a magician of great power. I control many terrifying entities. This being you see before you" - here I rolled my shoulders back and puffed my chest up menacingly - "is but the meanest and least impressive of my slaves." (Here I slumped my shoulders and stuck my stomach out.)”
“Let our weakness be what it will, mankind will still be weaker; and whilst there is a world, 'tis woman that will govern it.”

Source : Sir John Vanbrugh (1982). “The Provoked Wife”, p.114, Manchester University Press
“Seeing, in the finest and broadest sense, means using your senses, your intellect, and your emotions. It means encountering your subject matter with your whole being. It means looking beyond the labels of things and discovering the remarkable world around you.”

Source : Freeman Patterson (1990). “Photography and the art of seeing”
“The romance stuff is easy. A sex scene... that's hard, because you don't know what to do. Those scenes are awkward.”
“For the moment I can think of nothingâ€” except that I am a sentient being stabbed by the miracle of these waters that reflect a forgotten world.”
“Sex has to do with imagination, so the sky is the limit. If you're not doing bodily harm, why shouldn't you do what turns you on?”
“I have been in America only once since Mr. Clinton became your president - as a speaker at the United Nations.”

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