"If I'm at a party and someone puts on a Blues Brothers tape, I tend to go nuts."

-- Todd Barry

#Brother Quotes #Party Quotes #Nuts Quotes

“This business is all about being seen, and the more people see you the better.”
“If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy.”
“Nothing is the destiny of everyone, it is our commonness made dumb.”
“The Church commends the law-makers for their prompt reaction to outlaw same-sex relationships in Nigeria and calls for the bill to be passed since the idea expressed in the bill is the moral position of Nigerians regarding human sexuality.”

Source : Communique on the Same Sex Marriage (Prohibition) Bill, 2006.
“God joins us together by means of the body, in consequence of the laws of the communication of movements. He affects us with the same feelings in consequence of the laws of the conjunction of body and soul.”
“Our confidence comes from our preparation.”
“What if she was meant to be, or could have been, someone important in my life? I think that's what scares me: the randomness of everything. That the people who could be important to you might just pass you by. Or you pass them by. How do you know...I felt that by walking away I was abandoning [them], that I spent my entire life, day after day, abandoning people.”

Source : "Someday This Pain Will Be Useful to You".
“Plato wove historical fact into literary myth.”

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