Kangaroos famous quotes
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He (Ozzie Smith) plays like he's on a mini-trampoline or wearing helium kangaroo shorts.
-- Andy Van Slyke -
I wanted to be Stan Laurel, then I wanted to be Fred Astaire and then Captain Kangaroo. I actually started out as a radio announcer when I was 17 and never left the business, so that's literally 70 years.
-- Dick Van Dyke -
Even to this day, no native Australian animal species and only one plant species-the macadamia nut-have proved suitable for domestication. There still are no domestic kangaroos.
-- Jared Diamond -
It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.
-- Sid Waddell -
If you were a kangaroo you'd forget you've got a joey in your pouch.
-- Steve Fowler -
I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also
-- Todd Barry -
Kofi Annan's kangaroo court...a clear and present danger to the war on terrorism and Americans fighting it all over the world.
-- Tom DeLay -
Until we do something about wild dogs, kangaroos competing for pasture, your fortunes in life aren't gonna turn around.
-- Barry O'Sullivan -
With kangaroos, you say 'Sit!' and they start boxing with you. They're nuts!
-- Jerry O'Connell -
If you hit a kangaroo in the street and you have to pull out on the side of the road, it can get back up and murder you.
-- Vince Staples
