Steve Fowler famous quotes

It's hogwash to say drunkenness is no excuse for crime... Wherever mind altering drugs are on sale to the public, we should expect mind altered behaviour from the public.
-- Steve Fowler

#Drug #Mind #Hogwash

Beautiful words are ugly motives best friends.
-- Steve Fowler

#Beautiful #Ugly #Motive

Walking a dog is a lesson in the simplicities of happiness, but you need to throw sticks to get maximum benefit from the lesson.
-- Steve Fowler

#Dog #Simplicity #Needs

No-one wants acorns, but everyone wants oaks.
-- Steve Fowler

#Want #Acorns

You can split atoms, but you can't split true love.
-- Steve Fowler

#Atoms #Splits

Few things sound so beautiful as the poetic accent of a Welsh woman.
-- Steve Fowler

#Beautiful #Sound #Poetic

Depression catches everyone who lives long enough to be caught.
-- Steve Fowler

#Long #Long Life #Enough

Talk about tactful - she's got a tongue like a Kalashnikov!
-- Steve Fowler

#Tongue #Kalashnikov

My dog doesn't like dogs, and I kind of get where she's coming from; I'm not too keen on people.
-- Steve Fowler

#Dog #People #Kind

Ikea products should come free with happy meals.
-- Steve Fowler

#Ikea #Meals #Should

Nonbelievers are not anti-religious, they are anti-fraud and anti-deception.
-- Steve Fowler

#Religious #Deception #Anti Religious

If you were a kangaroo you'd forget you've got a joey in your pouch.
-- Steve Fowler

#Kangaroos #Forget #Forget You

There's so much to say, the human race will be extinct long before everything which could be said has been said.
-- Steve Fowler

#Race #Long #Said

TV programmes are so bad these days, even idiots are getting rid of their idiot boxes.
-- Steve Fowler

#Tvs #Idiot #These Days

God was created by evolution, inside the imagination of a primate.
-- Steve Fowler

#Honesty #Imagination #Evolution

The sun is our father, the earth is our mother. And God is a myth destroying our family.
-- Steve Fowler

#Mother #Honesty #Father

Genius attracts more hate than love and more disrespect than respect; at least for the first few hundred years.
-- Steve Fowler

#Jealousy #Hate #Years

There's four seasons in the UK, spring, autumn, winter and winter.
-- Steve Fowler

#Spring #Autumn #Winter