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source: "Vera Farmiga and Paranormal Investigator Lorraine Warren Talk THE CONJURING, the Nature of Evil, Their Relationship, and More". Interview with Steve 'Frosty' Weintarub, collider.com. July 17, 2013.

topic: Writing, Way, Idiot

I think the terrorists are just idiots.

- Joel Madden

topic: Thinking, Idiot, Terrorist

If I decide to be an idiot, then I'll be an idiot on my own accord.

- Johann Sebastian Bach

topic: Idiot, Conformity, Accord

Ideology is the science of idiots.

- John Adams

topic: Idiot, Ideology

Creeps and idiots cannot conceal themselves for long on a fishing trip.

- John Gierach

source: John Gierach (2001). “Death, Taxes, and Leaky Waders: A John Gierach Fly-Fishing Treasury”, p.85, Simon and Schuster

topic: Fishing, Long, Idiot, Fly Fishing, Funny Fishing

One of the Great Rules of Economics According to John Green If you are rich, you have to be an idiot not to stay rich. And if you are poor, you have to be really smart to get rich.

- John Green

topic: Smart, Green, Idiot

What a relief it was to discover that I wasnt realy an idiot! I simply had a learning disability.

- John H. Johnson

topic: Knowledge, Relief, Idiot, Learning Disability

Any idiot can make money. Keeping money, very few can do.

- John McAfee

topic: Idiot, Making Money

Bush is an idiot and he's President, so anything's possible

- John McEnroe

topic: President, Idiot

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

- Johnny Depp

topic: Men, Idiot, Fries, Ecstatic, Ecstatic Love

When I talk to idiots, I get loud!

- Jon Taffer

source: Twitter post from Nov 28, 2016

topic: Idiot, Loud

Unfortunately, I'm one of those idiots who knows everything about health and is in a constant state of alarm, and yet I continue to do everything I shouldn't do.

- Jonathan Ames

topic: Alarms, Idiot, States

Every man is a mob, a chain gang of idiots.

- Jonathan Nolan

source: "Memento Mori" by Jonathan Nolan, www.esquire.com. January 29, 2007.

topic: Men, Idiot, Gang

[quoting someone else] the American constitution is a document designed by geniuses to be eventually interpreted by idiots

- Joseph J. Ellis

topic: Genius, Constitution, Idiot, American Constitution

I thought Christians were walking idiots.

- Josh McDowell

topic: Christian, Idiot, Walking

She's an idiot. She's looking at life through a selfish, lusty haze.

- Joy Browne

topic: Selfish, Women, Idiot, Haze

The challenge is to resist circumstances. Any idiot can be happy in a happy place, but moral courage is required to be happy in a hellhole.

- Joyce Carol Oates

topic: Challenges, Moral, Idiot, Happy Place

I watched the way they looked at each other. Any idiot could see they were in love, even if they were the only two idiots who couldn't.

- Kami Garcia

topic: Two, Way, Idiot

I finally crashed. I drove like an idiot all day.

- Kasey Kahne

topic: Idiot

Oh, I'm sure we could talk them into letting us in for nothing," Marco said. "Just tell them we're Animorphs." "Tell them we're what?" Rachel asked. "Idiot teenagers with a death wish," Marco said. "Animorphs." I tried the word out. It sounded okay.

- Katherine Applegate

topic: Teenager, Wish, Idiot, Death Wish

Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent.

- Kevin Bacon

topic: Advice, Idiot, Talent, Getting Laid

You can't get any movement larger than five people without including at least one flippin idiot.

- Kim Stanley

topic: People, Movement, Idiot

I've known for a long time that they're a bunch of idiots.

- Kobe Bryant

topic: Badass, Long, Idiot

Power calls to those who are hungry for power, and there are hungry idiots everywhere.

- Laura Anne Gilman

source: Laura Anne Gilman (2009). “Flesh and Fire: Book One of The Vineart War”, p.106, Simon and Schuster

topic: Idiot, Hungry

LIPID (Last Idiot Person I Dated) syndrome: a largely undiagnosed but pervasive disease that afflicts single women.

- Lauren Willig

source: Lauren Willig (2005). “The Secret History of the Pink Carnation”, p.247, Penguin

topic: Disease, Lasts, Idiot, Single Women

To be a good actor, you have to be very smart. But to be a great actor, you also have to have a streak of, 'I'm an idiot, a complete lunatic.'

- Lena Olin

topic: Smart, Actors, Idiot

A village somewhere was missing it's idiot.

- Linda Howard

source: Linda Howard (2006). “Drop Dead Gorgeous: A Novel”, p.172, Ballantine Books

topic: Missing, Village, Idiot, Missing It

I don't want power. I just object to idiots having power over me.

- Lois McMaster Bujold

source: Lois McMaster Bujold (1999). “Cordelia's Honor”, p.360, Baen Books

topic: Want, Idiot

Treat everyone the same until you find out they're an idiot.

- Lucy Lawless

source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Idiot, Treats

God preserve me from idiots and men in love, which is the same thing.

- M. V. Heberden

topic: Men, Idiot

We thank God that our enemies are idiots.

- Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

topic: Enemy, Thank God, Idiot

Indeed I had not much wit, yet I was not an idiot - my wit was according to my years.

- Margaret Cavendish

source: Margaret Cavendish (2000). “Paper Bodies: A Margaret Cavendish Reader”, p.46, Broadview Press

topic: Years, Idiot, Wit

I can teach idiots to squat in ten minutes.

- Mark Rippetoe

topic: Idiot, Squat, Minutes

Clearly," said Arthur,"you're an idiot- but you're our kind of idiot. Come on.

- Markus Zusak

topic: Kind, Idiot, Arthur

The majority of pop stars are complete idiots in every respect.

- Marquis de Sade

topic: Stars, Majority, Idiot

I used to be treated like an idiot, now I'm treated like an idiot savant.

- Martin Cruz Smith

topic: Writing, Idiot, Used, Savants

The literary gift is a mere accident - is as often bestowed on idiots who have nothing to say worth hearing as it is denied to strenuous sages.

- Max Beerbohm

topic: Sage, Hearing, Idiot

I personally hold Blair more responsible for this war than I do George Bush. The reason is, Blair knows better, Blair is not an idiot. What is he doing hanging around this guy?

- Michael Moore

topic: War, Guy, Idiot, Hanging Around, This Guy

Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?

- Mike Myers

topic: Idiot, Evil Characters

At times, I come across as crude or crass, that irritates you when I come across like a Neanderthal or a babbling idiot at times. But I like to be that person. I like to show you all that person because that's who you come to see.

- Mike Tyson

topic: Neanderthals, Idiot, Crass, Babbling

All is egotism. The only people whose mainspring is not egotism are the dead and perhaps idiots.

- Miles Franklin

source: Miles Franklin (1984). “The End of My Career”

topic: Art, People, Idiot

Drugs are for idiots. I'm never going to be that person.

- Miley Cyrus

topic: Drug, Idiot, Persons

A left-wing idiot is as dangerous as a right-wing idiot.

- Milos Zeman

topic: Wings, Idiot, Dangerous

Nobody cares if you're an idiot, as long as you're a useful one.

- Mira Grant

topic: Long, Care, Idiot, Nobody Cares

Now I'm a God, but tomorrow, when you have to stop me from playing with dead things again, you'll be right back to calling me an idiot, won't you?

- Mira Grant

topic: Calling, Tomorrow, Idiot

I cannot recognise either the Palestinian state or the Israeli state. The Palestinians are idiots and the Israelis are idiots.

- Muammar al-Gaddafi

topic: Idiot, States, Palestinian, Village Idiots

Guardian angels guide the steps of idiots.

- Nancy Farmer

source: Nancy Farmer (2013). “The House of the Scorpion”, p.142, Simon and Schuster

topic: Angel, Steps, Idiot

I've known attractive airheads, and I've known ugly idiots.

- Neil Cavuto

topic: Ugly, Idiot, Attractive, Airheads

Our band will never change , we will always be 5 singing idiots .

- Niall Horan

topic: Singing, Band, Idiot

Once you're able to look like an idiot and be OK with it, it opens up your potential.

- Nicole Sullivan

source: "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Able, Looks, Idiot

Oh what idiots we have all been, this is just as it must be

- Niels Bohr

topic: Spiritual, Idiot

Idiot. Which road do you take when you're running from something weaker than yourself? Or maybe you're the one looking for an excuse to back out.

- Nobuhiro Watsuki

topic: Running, Idiot, Excuse

It's better to dance like a fool, than to stand around like an idiot.

- Oliver Gaspirtz

topic: Fool, Idiot

Home life is a foreign environment for most guys. So it's natural to show them being idiots at home.

- Patricia Heaton

topic: Home, Guy, Idiot, Home Life

Go for a business that any idiot can run - because sooner or later, any idiot probably is going to run it.

- Peter Lynch

topic: Running, Business, Idiot

No more, no less. I'm an idiot. I really need to let this crush go.

- Pittacus Lore

topic: Crush, Needs, Idiot

Do not be intimidated by a smart person. It is easier to debate a smart person than to argue with an idiot.

- Randall Dale Adams

topic: Smart, Arguing, Idiot, Smart Person

The NFL, like life, is full of idiots.

- Randy Cross

topic: Sports, Nfl, Idiot, Funniest Sports, Funny Sports

The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots.

- Rebecca West

topic: Women, Differences, Idiot, Differences Between Man And Woman

Idiots can be defeated but they never admit it.

- Richard Stallman

topic: Idiot, Defeated

If you're surrounded by idiots, you're the unpopular one and the odd one out because idiots don't like smart asses.

- Ricky Gervais

topic: Smart, Idiot, Ass, Odd One, Smart Ass

For me, the biggest idiot will always be John Terry,

- Rio Ferdinand

source: "Rio Ferdinand calls John Terry an 'idiot' over Anton Ferdinand race row" by Les Roopanarine, www.theguardian.com. September 14, 2014.

topic: Idiot

Studio people are idiots. Until they see someone else doing it and make a success of it, they don't open their minds. Most of them are idiots

- Rob Schneider

source: Interview with Ken P., www.ign.com. June 1, 2004.

topic: People, Mind, Idiot

I'd make a better U.S. president than George W. Bush. Bush is an idiot. I'm a better public speaker than him. It makes you wonder about the voters.

- Robbie Williams

topic: President, Voters, Idiot

I do not think the American peoples are idiots. They are a very playful and sensitive people! I know them!

- Roberto Benigni

topic: Thinking, People, Idiot

Anybody who doesn't have fear is an idiot. It's just that you must make the fear work for you. Hell when somebody shot at me, it made me madder than hell, and all I wanted to do was shoot back.

- Robin Olds

topic: Idiot, Hell, Made, Fighter Pilot

Nigel Farage and Sean Hannity is like a super group of idiots.

- Russell Brand

topic: Groups, Idiot

I was an idiot in terms of career-building, but I had a great time.

- Sally Kellerman

topic: Careers, Idiot, Building

Love imperfectly. Be a love idiot. Let yourself forget any love ideal.

- Sark

topic: Idiot, Forget

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

- Scott Adams

topic: Idiot, Danger, Dangerous, Closed Mind, Resourceful

Everyone is an idiot," I stated. "Except me.

- Sherwood Smith

source: Sherwood Smith (2008). “The Trouble with Kings”, p.109, Samhain Publishing

topic: Idiot

Humanity is OK, but 99% of people are boring idiots.

- Slavoj Žižek

source: "Slavoj Žižek: 'Humanity is OK, but 99% of people are boring idiots'" by Decca Aitkenhead, www.theguardian.com. June 10, 2012.

topic: People, Humanity, Idiot

You're thinking I'm a hopelessly romantic idiot. And you know what? You're right.

- Sonya Sones

source: Sonya Sones (2010). “What My Girlfriend Doesn't Know”, p.15, Simon and Schuster

topic: Thinking, Idiot

I hadn't known there were so many idiots in the world until I started using the Internet.

- Stanislaw Lem

topic: World, Idiot, Internet

Boys turns girls into such idiots.

- Stephanie Perkins

source: Stephanie Perkins (2013). “Anna and the French Kiss”, p.25, Usborne Publishing Ltd

topic: Girl, Boys, Idiot

A person who doesn't learn from the past is an idiot, in my estimation.

- Stephen King

topic: Past, Idiot, Learn From The Past, Estimation

No one dressed by me ever looks like an idiot.

- Stephenie Meyer

topic: Looks, Idiot, Alice Cullen

Why didn't I just walk away? Oh right, because I'm a idiot.

- Stephenie Meyer

topic: Idiot, Walks

TV programmes are so bad these days, even idiots are getting rid of their idiot boxes.

- Steve Fowler

topic: Tvs, Idiot, These Days

The idiot willingness to choose sides is what feeds the abattoir of history.

- Steven Heighton

source: Steven Heighton (2010). “Afterlands”, p.322, Vintage Canada

topic: Sides, Idiot, Willingness

Any possible universe could be explained as the work of some sort of designer. Even a universe that is completely chaotic...could be supposed to have been designed by an idiot.

- Steven Weinberg

topic: Idiot, Evolution, Designer

Only an idiot would rely on the energy of a bean or a leaf to stay awake throughout the day.

- Tahereh Mafi

topic: Coffee, Energy, Idiot

What do they do for a village idiot when you're here?

- Tanya Huff

topic: Village, Village Idiots, Idiot

If you're not upsetting idiots, you might be an idiot.

- Ted Nugent

topic: Upset, Might, Idiot

Someday they may cure MS, that idiot thing. It gets in there and they can't get it out.

- Teri Garr

topic: May, Idiot, Someday

I like using snapshot cameras because they're idiot-proof. I have bad eyesight, and I'm no good at focusing big cameras.

- Terry Richardson

topic: Snapshots, Cameras, Idiot

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