Idiot famous quotes
Last updated: Sep 5, 2024
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If I lose you because of the blind idiot I've been then I will be the one who is destroyed
-- Abbi Glines -
Comic books aren't nerdy. You'd have to be an idiot to think computers are nerdy.
-- Adam Brody -
I can't remember any text of mine where I said that one should fight Hitler without violence; I'm not an idiot.
-- Adam Michnik -
That pompous phrase (graphic novel) was thought up by some idiot in the marketing department of DC. I prefer to call them Big Expensive Comics.
-- Alan Moore -
I consider myself a pretty good conversationalist, but you wind up being downgraded to idiot status when you don't speak the language!
-- Alec Baldwin -
I think I liked you better when you were a raging idiot.
-- Alethea Kontis -
Yes, you are,†Chubs agreed. “But you’re our idiot, so be more careful next time.†“Cosigned,†Liam said, hooking his fingers over mine on top of the armrest.
-- Alexandra Bracken -
Idiots have always been exploited, and this is only right. The day they cease to be, they will triumph, and the world will be lost.
-- Alfred Capus -
To hold power has always meant to manipulate idiots and circumstances; and those circumstances and those idiots, tossed together, bring about those coincidences to which even the greatest men confess they owe most of their fame
-- Alfred de Vigny -
I looked at him like he was an idiot, but he didn’t notice. Or maybe he got it so often, he thought that was how people looked at him.
-- Amanda Hocking -
Fear has no brains; it is an idiot. The dismal witness that it bears and the cowardly counsel that it whispers are unrelated.
-- Ambrose Bierce -
An ancient tradition declares that every idiot blunder we pass into law will sooner or later redound to Athens' profit.
-- Aristophanes -
You certainly can't tell anything from the microscopic structure of the brain whether the person was an idiot or a genius.
-- Ashley Montagu -
But their determination to banish fools foundered ultimately in the installation of absolute idiots.
-- Basil Bunting -
I just loved playing a man who was unafraid of making an idiot of himself in the process of falling in love. I found that admirable.
-- Ben Kingsley -
Did you hear what this idiot just said!? He said it's not about the W...It's everything about the W with me!
-- Bernard Hopkins -
Every time an idiot dies, your IQ goes down.
-- Bill Ballance -
Whenever I want to represent or depict the official version, I will refer to them as 'mathematicians' or 'mathematical physicists' or idiots or something like that. There are no physicists in mainstream 'Physics.' From Newton to Einstein to Hawking, they are all just mathematicians as far as Science and Physics are concerned.
-- Bill Gaede -
The ultimate trick is to convince, persuade. Every single person out there is an idiot, but collectively they're a genius.
-- Billy Wilder -
You, your grandmother, the chairman----YOU'RE ALL ABUNCH OF FRIGGIN' IDIOTS!!!" ~Haruhi
-- Bisco Hatori -
Romantic Egoist What's better, an idiot who never tries... or an idiot who at least takes a shot?
-- Bisco Hatori -
The last Bollywood movie I watched was 3 Idiots that featured Aamir Khan in it. It was impressive!
-- Brad Pitt -
You don't want to become one of those Hollywood idiots who is just blathering about anything
-- Bradley Whitford -
Things which any idiot could write usually have the quality of having been written by an idiot.
-- Bram Cohen -
What you call idiot points, I call awesome dollars. ~Seth
-- Brandon Mull -
You see the dilemma?†Ham asked. “I see an idiot,†Breeze mumbled.
-- Brandon Sanderson -
The Complete Idiots Guide to Eating Raw is ideal for anyone looking to seamlessly adopt eating habits that will benefit overall health and boost athletic performance.
-- Brendan Brazier -
I would have been a lot better off if I’d studied more when I was growing up, y’know. But you know where it all went wrong was the day they started the spelling bee. Because up until that day I was an idiot, but nobody else knew.
-- Brian Regan -
I am greatly misunderstood by politically correct idiots.
-- Brigitte Bardot -
Only idiots refuse to change their minds.
-- Brigitte Bardot -
Rick Perry's an idiot, and I don't think anyone would disagree with that,
-- Bruce Bartlett -
Las Vegas turns women into men and men into idiots.
-- Bugsy Siegel -
There are no awards in Hollywood for being an idiot.
-- Burt Reynolds -
Anyone who hasn't been nervous, or hasn't choked somewhere down the line, is an idiot.
-- Cary Middlecoff -
What's the word for a perfectly reasonable fear of annoying idiots?
-- Cassandra Clare -
Almost everyone is born a genius and buried an idiot.
-- Charles Bukowski -
We have no higher life that is really apart from other people. It is by imagining them that our personality is built up; to be without the power of imagining them is to be a low-grade idiot.
-- Charles Horton Cooley -
Idiots emit bogons, causing machinery to malfunction in their presence. System administrators absorb bogons, letting machinery work again.
-- Charles Stross -
Man the lifeboats. The idiots are winning.
-- Charlie Brooker -
The world's most sensible person and the biggest idiot both stay within us. The worst part is, you can't even tell who is who.
-- Chetan Bhagat -
The Weaver is a really godlike power. It's not even a blind idiot god, a sort of Lovecraft thing, it's just a purely capricious god. It's an intelligence you can't understand, so you can't trust it." -Amazon.com interview
-- China Mieville -
Of course you have an e-mail, you idiot, just read it!
-- Chris Jericho -
I think only an idiot can be an atheist.
-- Christian B. Anfinsen -
Any artist who goes to Las Vegas is an idiot as far as I am concerned. Whoever goes to Las Vegas can stay in Las Vegas.
-- Chuck Close -
Men. <...> They're idiots. It's like they all take a vow of stupidity or something.
-- Cindy Gerard -
Extremism is so easy. You've got your position, and that's it. It doesn't take much thought. And when you go far enough to the right you meet the same idiots coming around from the left.
-- Clint Eastwood -
When there's an idiot driving crazily in front of you, that can wind the best of you up.
-- Clive Owen -
Wartihog put up his hand. "What happens if we can't read, sir?" "No boasting, Wartihog!" boomed Gobber. "Get some idiot to read it for you.
-- Cressida Cowell -
I was such a screwup when I got to the big leagues. I was a total idiot.
-- Curt Schilling -
Sanity means the wholeness of the consciousness. And our society is only part conscious, like an idiot.
-- D. H. Lawrence -
If we lose our sanity ... We can but howl the lugubrious howl of idiots, the howl of the utterly lost howling their nowhereness.
-- D. H. Lawrence -
It was quite a shot in the head to do the album and then have it shot down by nonmusical idiots
-- Dan Fogelberg -
What are you doing?" "Looking for my fangs." "We don't grow fangs you idiot!
-- Darren Shan -
Agree with an idiot and you're only one step away from turning into one yourself.
-- Dave Courtney -
Being dyslexic, I was told that I was an idiot all the time.
-- David Bailey -
Obviously, they're all a gang of idiots. But, you know... live and let live.
-- David Gilmour -
Galileo was no idiot. Only an idiot could believe that science requires martyrdom - that may be necessary in religion, but in time a scientific result will establish itself
-- David Hilbert -
Buffett, when he gave away his money, referenced Carnegie. He quoted from Carnegie. When he said, "The man who dies rich dies disgraced," in the 1880s, his fellow millionaires looked on him like he was a lunatic, you know, an idiot, a mad man.
-- David Nasaw -
The world's best swordsman doesn't fear the second best; he fears the worst swordsman, because he can't predict what the idiot will do.
-- David Weber -
This is an awesome time to be a knowledge seeker, no better time, but it's also the best time in history to be a complete idiot.
-- David Weinberger -
The problem with improv is that you're letting an idiot tell you what to do.
-- Dino Stamatopoulos -
You entered a marathon with hills? You idiot.
-- Don Kardong -
We are talking about a major change in reality that has to come about, ... We are not idiots. If it turns out that this situation where there is no partner (in peace) remains the same, then we will know what to do.
-- Ehud Barak -
Every once in a while I play a true idiot, and they're really fun to play.
-- Elizabeth Banks -
Nothing is more intimidating than an idiotic grin worn by a manifest non-idiot.
-- Eric Frank Russell -
Silverstream: You idiot!!! What are you doing in my territory??? Graystripe:...Drowning? Silverstream: Can't you do that in your own territory? Graystripe: Ah, but who would rescue me there?
-- Erin Hunter -
In your lifetime, at what point do you stop being an idiot? I'm 24. Enough is enough!
-- Ernests Gulbis -
Higher than the beasts, lower than the angels, stuck in our idiot Eden.
-- Ford Madox Ford -
...There are too many idiots in this world. And having said it, I have the burden of proving it.
-- Frantz Fanon -
Anyone who has declared someone else to be an idiot, a bad apple, is annoyed when it turns out in the end that he isn't.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche -
Only idiots fail to contradict themselves three times a day.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche -
No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot.
-- George Bernard Shaw -
A fool or idiot is one who expects things to happen that never can happen.
-- George Eliot -
The troublesome ones in a family are usually either the wits or the idiots.
-- George Eliot -
Beauty makes idiots sad and wise men merry.
-- George Jean Nathan -
Paradise is full of idiots who believe it exists
-- Georges Wolinski -
Very well. I shall try to think like an idiot.
-- Gerald Morris -
One knows one's madnesses, by and large. By and large the knowledge is vacuous. The notion of naming the beast to conquer it is the idiot optimism of psychotherapy.
-- Glen Duncan -
For someone who'e smarter than a supercomputer, sometimes you're a real idiot.
-- Gordon Korman -
Which idiot put the GOP convention the same time as 'Burning Man' in Nevada? Is there time to change this?
-- Grover Norquist -
Those who understand history are condemned to watch other idiots repeat it.
-- Hakim Bey -
There are millions to be grabbed out here and your only competition is idiots. Don't let thisget around.
-- Herman J. Mankiewicz -
I am inclined to think that one's education has been in vain if one fails to learn that most schoolmasters are idiots.
-- Hesketh Pearson -
I went through life like an idiot for a great deal of the time, saying there's nothing I would change. That was a very arrogant thing to say. There's a lot I would change. There are people I would have steered clear of.
-- Hugh Leonard -
Empathize with stupidity and you're halfway to thinking like an idiot
-- Iain Banks -
You're screening your calls?" "Why not? It saves me from conversations with idiots." "Is that an insult?" His voice dropped into a deep growl. "You're not an idiot," I told him. "You're just a deadly psychopath with a god complex.(...)
-- Ilona Andrews -
Nobody can be happy. You could have moments of happiness, moments of joy. But life is very difficult. Unless you're a total idiot. Then you can be happy.
-- Irvin Kershner
