"Every time an idiot dies, your IQ goes down."

-- Bill Ballance

“The five S's of sports training are: stamina, speed, strength, skill, and spirit; but the greatest of these is spirit.”
“Love lift us up where we belong.”

Source : Song: Up Where We Belong
“I don't over-think my existence. I'm a very imperfect person, like most of us are. I'm also a very busy person. I have a family. I have a career. I'm a professor at NYU. I have a full life for which I feel grateful every day.”

Source : Source: aalbc.com
“I go around the country and do a simple gag like, 'The property ladder is now a snake' and get a real laugh.”
“The green tempts me to make the rich the enemy, and take their cheese.”
“That body is heavier than another which, in an equal bulk, moves downward quicker.”
“Hello again, everybody... It's a bee-yoo-tiful day for baseball.”
“What I'm doing, with my image, I have my perfumes. I've had that for almost 20 years, and I have like 14, 15 different perfumes now.”

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