"I go around the country and do a simple gag like, 'The property ladder is now a snake' and get a real laugh."

-- Jimmy Carr

#Country Quotes #Real Quotes #Simple Quotes

“I don't think this debate is negative, it is enriching”
“The door to my heart opens inward. I move through forgiveness to love.”
“It's not fair. It's not. But then, that's the game. It makes life great. The fact that it ends when we don't want it to. The ending gives it meaning.”
“To be honest with you, I get a little fed up with actors who act crazy to make themselves more interesting.”
“My friends joke that I love planning things - which I do - and the reason is because there's so much I want to do, so many things I want to see and experience. If I don't actively pursue these things, I will never do everything I want to do, in life and in my career. That's what gets me up in the morning.”

Source : "Benjamin Stone | Interview by Ocean Pleasant, Youth Editor". Interview with Ocean Pleasant, www.marandapleasantmedia.com.
“It is absolutely true in war, were other things equal, that numbers, whether men, shells, bombs, etc., would be supreme. Yet it is also absolutely true that other things are never equal and can never be equal.”
“One of the nicest things about living in America is the fact that sooner or later you are practically bound to get an award of some sort or other.”
“I have never for one instant seen clearly within myself. How then would you have me judge the deeds of others?”

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