Jack Whitehall famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

For the first six months of my stand-up career, I was talking like Danny Dyer. I was doing a lot of 'alright guvnors?' It wasn't true to who I was.
-- Jack Whitehall

#Talking #Careers #Months
I think people respect honesty rather than hiding it.
-- Jack Whitehall

#Honesty #Thinking #People
I want to write a film. I need to think of the right idea and focus on that; I love writing.
-- Jack Whitehall

#Writing #Thinking #Ideas
I hope people think of me as a bit older. I do have a beard. That makes me look very old.
-- Jack Whitehall

#Thinking #People #Looks
I've never laughed a woman into bed, but I've laughed one out of bed many times.
-- Jack Whitehall

#Funny #Bed #Comedy
Oh, you wanna do a little bit of roleplay? Could you just play dead?
-- Jack Whitehall

#Funny #Play #Littles
This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories... if you lick it.
-- Jack Whitehall

#Funny #Sausage #Comedy
I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands when they first came out. I say 'bought', I actually stole it off a short, fat ginger kid.
-- Jack Whitehall

#Bullying #Kids #Firsts
I vote for whoever will annoy my dad.
-- Jack Whitehall

#Dad #Vote #Annoying
I love Downton Abbey. It's just great. My mother giving birth to me was just like Lady Sybil giving birth, except that there wasn't such a tragic ending.
-- Jack Whitehall

#Mother #Giving #Birth

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