"This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories... if you lick it."

-- Jack Whitehall

#Funny Quotes #Sausage Quotes #Comedy Quotes

“The first principle of success is desire - knowing what you want. Desire is the planting of your seed.”
“A railroad may have to be carried over a gorge or arroya. Obviously it does not need an Engineer to point out that this may be done by filling the chasm with earth, but only a Bridge Engineer is competent to determine whether it is cheaper to do this or to bridge it, and to design the bridge which will safely and most cheaply serve.”
“Do whatever you want to do, whenever you want to do it”
“To Time it never seems that he is brave To set himself against the peaks of snow To lay them level with the running wave, Nor is he overjoyed when they lie low, But only grave, contemplative and grave.”
“The secret to making your holiday inspiring is actually quite simple. Be inspiring yourself. As with any change, you must be the change you want to see in others.”
“Midterm elections for first-term presidents are notoriously difficult.”
“Hostility to art is also hostility to the new, to the unforeseen.”
“Life is a Sisyphean race, run ever faster toward a finish line that is merely the start of the next race”

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