Sarah Millican famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

My husband and I don't have children. We can't have children because we hate them.
-- Sarah Millican

#Children #Husband #Hate
My mother told me, you don't have to put anything in your mouth you don't want to. Then she made me eat broccoli, which felt like double standards.
-- Sarah Millican

#Mother #Double Standard #Mouths
People were laughing at me anyway, so I thought I might as well start charging them.
-- Sarah Millican

#People #Laughing #Might

I was a narrative historian, believing more and more as I matured that the first function of the historian was to answer the child's question, "What happened next?
I dream of a true husbandâ€”a good man, not a brute, nor a champion of men on the battlefield; I dream but of a gentle man, one who neither speaks too loud nor ignores evil. I pray for such a like-minded mate, who will be ever for me like harmony to music, virtue to the soul, prosperity to the state, and forethought to the universe.
I think about how truly interesting and odd it is that when a woman marries, traditionally she loses her name, becoming absorbed by the husband's family name - she is in effect lost, evaporated from all records under her maiden name. I finally understand the anger behind feminism - the idea that as a woman you are property to be conveyed between your father and your husband, but never an individual who exists independently. And on the flip side, it is also one of the few ways one can legitimately get lost - no one questions it.
I have finally become a husband and I am genuinely enjoying every moment of it.
Divorce is never easy, but it's even more painful when you find out your husband is having an affair with a beautiful model fifteen years younger than you.
This filthy twentieth century. I hate its guts.
Observe the world around you everything you do, and especially everything you hate to do.
I love writing, but hate starting. The page is awfully white and it says, 'You may have fooled some of the people some of the time but those days are over, Giftless. I'm not your agent and I'm not your mommy: I'm a white piece of paper. You wanna dance with me?' and I really, really don't. I'll go peaceable-like.
But I don't fit. Your family hates me. I make your life difficult." That's where she was wrong. "No, You're my family. And as for making my life difficult, you, Blaire Wynn, make my life complete.
Hearts rebuilt from hope resurrect dreams killed by hate.

Sarah Millican famous quotes

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