"People were laughing at me anyway, so I thought I might as well start charging them."

-- Sarah Millican

#People Quotes #Laughing Quotes #Might Quotes

“One of the things that really intrigued us the most about the whole Wonder Woman mythology is the actual mythology of it. Her character has distinct roots in classic Greek mythology.”
“Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.”
“I'm no longer an artist, I'm a business partner.”
“I have an equal opportunity womb!”
“We fool ourselves so much we could do it for a living.”
“I said, to be a New Yorker you have to live here for six months, and if at the end of the six months you find you walk faster, talk faster, think faster, you're a New Yorker.”
“We had our family tree done... turns out I'm a quarter gay on my father's side.”
“All the vested interests and people who profit by war will - with the journals they control - resolutely oppose any reduction of armaments.”

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