"My husband and I don't have children. We can't have children because we hate them."

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Source : "Nearly 200 Comedians, All Playing The Same City". "Morning Edition" with Elizabeth Blair, www.npr.org. July 24, 2015.

Sarah Millican

#Children Quotes #Husband Quotes #Hate Quotes

“At the end of the day, I want to spend time with my daughter, and this schedule enables me to do that while still having fun hosting '106 Park.' I'm not really eager to get back into music just yet; I'm really eager to get into another movie before I put out an album.”
“I want to eat the sunbeam flaring in your lovely body... and I pace around hungry, sniffing the twilight, hunting for you, for your hot heart, like a puma in the barrens of Quitratue.”
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
“Darwinian man, though well-behaved, at best is only a monkey shaved.”
“Love has a particular trait: it has a task or purpose to fulfill - to abide. By its nature, love is enduring. The Holy Spirit offers our world love that dispels uncertainty; love that overcomes the fear of betrayal; love that carries eternity within; the true love that draws us into a unity that abides!”
“What idiocy, to racing into this story and its labyrinths, sprinting away from our happiness among the fresh spring grasses by the oak.”
“The realm of consciousness is much vaster than thought can grasp. When you no longer believe everything you think, you step out of thought and see clearly that the thinker is not who you are.”
“What part soever you take upon you, play that as well as you can and make the best of it.”

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