"Oh, you wanna do a little bit of roleplay? Could you just play dead?"

-- Jack Whitehall

#Funny Quotes #Play Quotes #Littles Quotes

“A smart man only believes half of what he hears, a wise man knows which half.”
“Sentir mon CÅ“ur is a privilege only granted to the exceptional man the one who has the ability to find words that exactly (or, to himself, convincingly) express his feelings. ... The value of words help to define the feeling itself. ... The common failure is to allow habitual words and phrases, flowing spontaneously from the memory, to determine and deform the feelings.”
“People can be in a prison of their own mind. [There are] people who don't have their hearts open to other people's ideas, and can't listen to other people's ideas without feeling like they're being slapped in the face. Those people are more in a prison.”
“There is no doubt that each of us is born an individual. Why is it then that so many of us die carbon copies?”
“Pit race against race, religion against religion, prejudice against prejudice. Divide and conquer! We must not let that happen here.”
“Much of a poet's experience takes place in imagination only; the life he tells is oftenest the life that he strongly desires to live, and the power, the purity and height of his utterance may not seldom be the greater because experience here uses the voices of desire.”
“Listen, everything I did in my childhood was competitive. Everything we did my dad made it into a game to win. We used to drive my mum nuts.”
“We can actually learn from our mistakes and we can actually learn to conditionally structure our activities.”

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