"I've never laughed a woman into bed, but I've laughed one out of bed many times."

-- Jack Whitehall

#Funny Quotes #Bed Quotes #Comedy Quotes

“Imagination is what has driven human progress since very early times.”
“Everybody knows there is no such thing as normal. There is no black-and-white definition of normal. Normal is subjective. There's only a messy, inconsistent, silly, hopeful version of how we feel most at home in our lives.”
“Do you know what a soldier is, young man? He's the chap who makes it possible for civilized folk to despise war.”

Source : Allan Massie (2010). “A Question Of Loyalties”, p.30, Canongate Books
“A broken clock is right two times a day.”
“I think the patterns are set very early when the kids are young. But at the same time, there are some flavors kids just don't like.”
“I am sorie God made me so comely.”

Source : Nicholas Udall (1869). “Roister Doister: Written, Probably Also Represented, Before 1553”, p.16
“I wanted to be a writer for a while. I was an excellent child writer. I won multiple poetry contests. I was published at age three - I think that was more about novelty than my immense talent.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“I got a family I got to answer to. I got kids my older parents and my preachers and everybody.”

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