Chris Jericho famous quotes

The only people who try to tell you that you can’t do something, are the people who have failed
-- Chris Jericho

#People #Trying

I really don't care if Stephanie enjoys kissing Kurt Angle. Or if Kurt Angle enjoys kissing Stephanie. Or hell, if Kurt Angle enjoys kissing Triple H! Cause as far as I'm concerned all three of you can kiss my ass!
-- Chris Jericho

#Kissing #Care #Causes

I want TNA to grow as a company, it’s better for me as a performer and me as a businessman. But how can they grow if every chance they get they are constantly talking about up north and the WWE?
-- Chris Jericho

#Talking #Wwe #Want

Welcome to Raw, is, Jericho!
-- Chris Jericho

#Wrestling #Welcome #Jericho

All right, New York City! Welcome to Madison... Square... Jericho! And after tonight, when I become the true, undisputed Intercontinental champion, the Jerichoholics of the Big Apple will throw a celebration party that will make the millennium bash in Times Square look like my sister's seventh birthday party! It'll be a celebration so huge, so grandiose, so spectacular, that it will never, EEEEEEEEVER, be forgotten again!
-- Chris Jericho

#New York #Party #Squares

Fake is not a word I like to use because there's nothing fake about what I do.  It's a show, it's a predetermined outcome; we're putting on a television drama, action, comedy, whatever you want to call it - but it's not fake.  Fake would be if I was just about to take a body slam, and my stuntman did it.  Fake would be if I was going to take a chair shot to the head, and the chair was made of rubber.  I'll tell the world that it's a show, but I hate the word fake.  It's such an unfair term to us.
-- Chris Jericho

#Drama #Hate #Fake

You will never ever be the same again!
-- Chris Jericho

#Wwe

X-Pac, I feel terrible that you have to come out here and defend the integrity of a woman who has absolutely none. I mean as far as Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley is concerned the word honor means jump on her and stay on her. Well, let's spell that word H-O-N-O-R. I guess Stephanie is half of that. After all she is a filthy, dirty, disgusting, brutal, skanky, bottom feeding trash bog H-O. And no amount of defending will ever, EVER change that!
-- Chris Jericho

#Integrity #Dirty #Mean

I have a journalism degree, but I'd rather be the person who is being written about rather than the person who is writing.
-- Chris Jericho

#Writing #Degrees #Journalism

We both liked the idea but couldn't figure out a way to get up to the roof. Vince had just seen the Spider-Man movie and suggested we shoot webs out of our wrists and swing up there. We asked Vince not to contribute any more ideas.
-- Chris Jericho

#Men #Swings #Wwe

I didn't understand at the time why Vince was so interested in teaching me life lessons when all I was trying to do was get my video played. But now I think it's because he saw a little bit of himself in me. Just like me, he was a rebel who listened to no one and did whatever it took to get the job done, pissing people off with his stubbornness and drive in the process. Therefore, he was trying to teach me how to better myself instead of repeatedly getting into trouble by rubbing people the wrong way.
-- Chris Jericho

#Jobs #Life Lesson #Teaching

You've got a man-beast, and a ho-beast.
-- Chris Jericho

#Funny #Men #Wwe

X-Pac, I always thought you were a greasy haired, cheesey bandana wearing ***** that wore green and black tights. I now think you are a greasy haired, cheesey bandana wearing ***** that wears purple and black tights.
-- Chris Jericho

#Thinking #Wwe #Purple

Will you please shut the hell up!?
-- Chris Jericho

#Wwe #Hell #Please

I'm from Winnipeg, you idiot!
-- Chris Jericho

#Wwe #Idiot #Winnipeg

I've got news for you... both those idiots [Al Snow and the Rock] aren't your friends! They hate you! Everybody hates you! All the people at home, all these people in the arena hate you, and most importantly, Y2J hates you!
-- Chris Jericho

#Hate #Home #Rocks

This book is dedicated to Sweet Loretta Modern. It's also dedicated to all the Jerichoholics who have stood behind me through all of the trials and tribulations over the last twenty years.If I were wearing a hat, I would tip it all to you.
-- Chris Jericho

#Sweet #Book #Years

Don't you touch me again. I will knock you out, junior!
-- Chris Jericho

#Wwe #Juniors #Touch Me

I wish you the beast of luck!
-- Chris Jericho

#Wwe #Luck #Wish

Queen Elizabeth, she's the ultimate hypocrite!
-- Chris Jericho

#Queens #Hypocrite #Wwe

Back in the hood after a tremendous Aussie tour! Thanks to all who rocked with us, I promise it won't be another 5 yrs before we return! Best news is I'm off for the rest of the year now! Time to get krunk....
-- Chris Jericho

#Years #Wwe #Promise

I think a Chris Jericho triple DVD set is a great present. I don't what my kids are complaining about....
-- Chris Jericho

#Kids #Thinking #Dvds

Shawn Michaels is quite simply the greatest performer in WWE history.
-- Chris Jericho

#Wwe #Shawn Michaels #Performers

So Stephanie.. you wanna say let the bodies hit the floor... I would say... let the boobies hit the floor!
-- Chris Jericho

#Wwe #Body

Well Stephanie, I'd like to thank you for giving me such a kind Christmas gift, but unfortunately I didn't get you any gifts. But then again, what can you get for the girl whose had everyone?
-- Chris Jericho

#Girl #Wwe #Giving

You know what's funny to me? You know what's really funny to me? The fact that you've been calling Lita the walking kiss of death, but tonight.. the walking KOD beat the walking STD.
-- Chris Jericho

#Kissing #Wwe #Stds

I'd told Taker before the promo that I was gonna stick it to him and he told me to go for it. However, I crossed the line and insulted him by saying what I said. I can't believe the lack of respect I showed him and so many of the other guys in the locker room during my first month in the company, especially since I knew how important the hierarchy of the business was (and still is). Respect your elders.
-- Chris Jericho

#Believe #Wwe #Guy

Getting dragged, kicking and screaming out of the ring, begging for mercy from whomever it is that fires me, and never be seen again. That's how I wanna go out. Haha, yeah, I don't want any.. hero's goodbye, or a big send off. I don't want a retirement ceremony. That's not how I'm built, I just wanna disappear into the sunset and have people, 'Man, that guy was a jerk. Wow, I'm glad he's gone.'
-- Chris Jericho

#Goodbye #Retirement #Hero

Undisputed ends when I return to the WWE in 2007. There is already 3 ½ years of material including the 3 best years of my career. Undisputed is going to do even better than A Lion's Tale, there is no reason to not do #3. The material I have for #3 is just as good as the first 2. I still have a few years to go before I write but I would definitely like to write another one. But it is not about the numbers, it is about the quality. If I don't think it would be as good, I won't do it
-- Chris Jericho

#Writing #Thinking #Years

Welcome to RAW is Jericho! And I was just listening to your list of problems and grievances that you have with all my Jerichoholics, and I have a solution - and that solution is to SHUT THE HELL UP. But finally, Al Snow, tomorrow people WILL be acknowledging you - they WILL be talking about the greatest moment of '99 - they'll be talking about the night that Al Snow was brutally beaten by the Ayatollah of Rock n Rolla.
-- Chris Jericho

#Night #Rocks #Talking

Congratulations to one of my favorite opponents and greatest rivals on returning to the WWE. The Rock is the BEST promo man of all time...
-- Chris Jericho

#Congratulations #Men #Rocks

After 10 years TNA talent still have an inferiority complex. If you don't think that you work for the BEST COMPANY EVER then nobody else will! As a performer you hav to act and project that where you work is the pinnacle of competition! If not then the whole place just seems second rate.
-- Chris Jericho

#Thinking #Years #Wwe

It's not what I want, Trish. It's what you want. It's what you need. And even though we're opponents tonight in the 6 person, tag team table match, I see how you look at me. You could cut the sexual tension between is with a knife. So I just want to let you know no matter the outcome, I'm always available to give to a healthy dose of Vitamin C.
-- Chris Jericho

#Team #Cutting #Knives

Did you ever know that you're a jackass?
-- Chris Jericho

#Wwe #Jackasses

I like to do something different that people don't expect. That's what I've always been about, in everything I do.
-- Chris Jericho

#People #Different

I never want to hide my wrestling background.
-- Chris Jericho

#Wrestling #Want #Backgrounds

Lo, I am the most stupendous in the land at my particular profession.
-- Chris Jericho

#Land #Superstar #Profession

I am the best in the world at what I do.
-- Chris Jericho

#World #I Am The Best

Of course you have an e-mail, you idiot, just read it!
-- Chris Jericho

#Wwe #Mail #Idiot

Now you're the Queen of Hardcore, but movies don't count!
-- Chris Jericho

#Queens #Wwe #Hardcore

I am Chris Jericho, your new hero! And I am the new millenium for the World Wrestling Federation!
-- Chris Jericho

#Hero #Wrestling #World

In true rock star fashiuon, I had insomina last night and I didn't sleep at all. So all I need is a bottle of Jack Daniels and some groupies, and I'll be just like David Lee Roth.
-- Chris Jericho

#Stars #Sleep #Night

Thank you Stephanie, you’re the breast… I mean best!
-- Chris Jericho

#Mean #Breasts

As a matter of fact I could beat you two with both my arms and my legs tied. I'll roll down this ramp and score myself a 7-10 idiot split!
-- Chris Jericho

#Wrestling #Two #Legs

Talking of first times Stephanie, I bet your first time was really memorable for you and the captain ot the football team .. and the basketball team .. and the softball team, the track team, the chess club and the pool boy!
-- Chris Jericho

#Basketball #Softball #Football

You'll never, eever, be the same, again!
-- Chris Jericho

#Wrestling

If Shakespeare was alive today, he'd be writing wrestling shows.
-- Chris Jericho

#Wrestling #Writing #Today

I am the Ayatollah of rock 'n' rolla
-- Chris Jericho

#Rocks

Am I a workaholic? Yes, but I also have no problem taking time for myself.
-- Chris Jericho

#Workaholic #Problem #Take Time

In Hollywood, there really is a stigma against wrestling. I think that's why people think wrestlers are Neanderthals who can't string two words together.
-- Chris Jericho

#Wrestling #Thinking #Two

You can't wrestle forever. It's a very physically taxing job. There's no doubt about it. Physically, and more importantly, mentally.
-- Chris Jericho

#Jobs #Forever #Doubt

I always played hockey, I was always a hockey fan, but I was never bitten by the hockey bug... I never looked into playing it professionally.
-- Chris Jericho

#Hockey #Fans #Bugs

A live performance is the same no matter what genre it is. Wrestling, rock 'n roll, hosting, acting - it's the same thing.
-- Chris Jericho

#Wrestling #Rocks #Acting

Think about it - pro wrestling as an Olympic sport would be pretty cool. Look at figure skating or gymnastics - what is it? It's a choreographed performance that is judged.
-- Chris Jericho

#Sports #Wrestling #Gymnastics

There's no unemployment insurance if you don't have a job in wrestling. You really have to be committed, to have a love and a passion for the sport, a belief in yourself that you can do it.
-- Chris Jericho

#Sports #Jobs #Wrestling

When you stop being nervous is when you should retire. I'm always a little nervous for anything I do because when complacency sets in, that's when I feel it's time to move on to something else.
-- Chris Jericho

#Moving #Complacency #Time To Move On

The most important thing about being in wrestling is that you have to connect with the crowd, connect with the fans, and you either want them to love you, or to hate you. Either way, so long as they're reacting to what you're doing.
-- Chris Jericho

#Hate #Love You #Wrestling

There are a lot of similarities between dancing and wrestling. The costumes are the same, the spandex and all that, but you have to be light on your feet to do both, and you have to remember choreography.
-- Chris Jericho

#Wrestling #Feet #Light

If you want to see Chris Jericho drink a beer with Stone Cold Steve Austin, give me a doo-a dee-dee-dam, dee-dee-doo.
-- Chris Jericho

#Wrestling #Beer #Giving