Bugs famous quotes
Last updated: Sep 5, 2024
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When you're doing something you're passionate about, stress becomes a featurenot a bug.
-- Aaron Levie -
Wit and puns aren't just decor in the mind; they're essential signs that the mind knows it's on, recognizes its own software, can spot the bugs in its own program.
-- Adam Gopnik -
Up to a point, it is better to just let the snags [bugs] be there than to spend such time in design that there are none.
-- Alan Turing -
I got bitten by the free software bug in February of 1998 around the time of the Mozilla announcement.
-- Andy Hertzfeld -
I'm not looking to freak people out - eating rodents or bugs. I don't do that anymore.
-- Anthony Bourdain -
Nothing, she now knew, could be defined in exclusion, and every bug, pencil, and grass blade was a dictionary in itself, requiring the definitions of all things to fulfill its own.
-- Anthony Marra -
About 90 percent of the downtime comes from, at most, 10 percent of the defects.
-- Barry Boehm -
I did the one concert, and I was not bitten by the conducting bug, and I thought I was done, but then the phone started to ring, and gradually, over time, I started conducting more and more. Now a third of my performances are with orchestras.
-- Bobby McFerrin -
More than the act of testing, the act of designing tests is one of the best bug preventers known.
-- Boris Beizer -
A design remedy that prevents bugs is always preferable to a test method that discovers them.
-- Boris Beizer -
A test that reveals a bug has succeeded, not failed.
-- Boris Beizer -
Second law: The complexity barrier. Software complexity (and therefore that of bugs) grows to the limits of our ability to manage that complexity.
-- Boris Beizer -
Bugs lurk in corners and congregate at boundaries.
-- Boris Beizer -
If you can't test it, don't build it. If you don't test it, rip it out.
-- Boris Beizer -
If the objective of testing were to prove that a program is free of bugs, then not only would testing be practically impossible, but it would also be theoretically impossible.
-- Boris Beizer -
We don't care what that bug-eyed fat walrus has to say.
-- Brandon Prust -
Each new user of a new system uncovers a new class of bugs.
-- Brian Kernighan -
Hey, we all have our fear. Mine is bugs and lobsters!
-- Brooke Burke -
The only thing in my bag that works is the bug spray.
-- Bruce Lansky -
They can call or e-mail, too, but I'd rather see the bug.
-- Carl E. Olson -
I've done nothing I'm ashamed of. Nothing I couldn't face God with. I wouldn't kill a bug.
-- Charles Manson -
I always played hockey, I was always a hockey fan, but I was never bitten by the hockey bug... I never looked into playing it professionally.
-- Chris Jericho -
I came out to California from Texas, to the Haight, and the Fillmore and all that stuff, and totally got the bug.
-- Christopher Cross -
I have to think as Bugs Bunny, not of Bugs Bunny.
-- Chuck Jones -
If you were to draw Bugs, the easiest way is to learn how to draw a carrot and then hook a rabbit onto it
-- Chuck Jones -
Bugs is who we want to be. Daffy is who we are.
-- Chuck Jones -
Richard doesn't really like me to kill bugs, but sometimes I can't help it.
-- Cindy Crawford -
It really bugs me that someone will tell me, after I spent 20 years being educated, how I'm supposed to think.
-- Clarence Thomas -
I can't have a lot of people around me all the time. It really bugs me out that I have that many people. I need to be by myself.
-- Curtis Jackson -
Looks like it's time to liven up this dead little town!" - Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)
-- D. J. MacHale -
Natural grass is a wonderful thing for little bugs and sinkerball pitchers.
-- Dan Quisenberry -
Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it.
-- Donald Knuth -
One thing I did was grow up as an ardent naturalist. I never grew out of my bug period.
-- E. O. Wilson -
If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
-- Edsger Dijkstra -
Program testing can be used to show the presence of bugs, but never to show their absence!
-- Edsger Dijkstra -
Testing shows the presence, not the absence of bugs.
-- Edsger Dijkstra -
In the good old days physicists repeated each other's experiments, just to be sure. Today they stick to FORTRAN, so that they can share each other's programs, bugs included.
-- Edsger Dijkstra -
Given enough eyeballs, all bugs are shallow (e.g., given a large enough beta-tester and co-developer base, almost every problem will be characterized quickly and the fix obvious to someone).
-- Eric S. Raymond -
But Sneaky Pete was great. I didn't bug him about Gram. Not too much, anyway.
-- Evan Dando -
The political bug first bit me was Malcolm Fraser's resignation from the Gorton Government.
-- George Brandis -
A FEATHER. A feather is trimmed, it is trimmed by the light and the bug and the post, it is trimmed by little leaning and by all sorts of mounted reserves and loud volumes. It is surely cohesive.
-- Gertrude Stein -
You cannot live in Los Angeles for any period of time without eventually trying to write a screenplay. It's like a flu bug that you catch ... Even the plumber has a screenplay in his truck.
-- Gilda Radner -
From then on, when anything went wrong with a computer, we said it had bugs in it.
-- Grace Hopper -
I was always obsessed with being famous. I had Marilyn Monroe paper dolls as a child, and I was always obsessed with her. I've just been really driven in that direction, and none of my friends were. So, I don't know what put that bug in me at a young age.
-- Holly Madison -
I don’t expect to find inspiration. It just sort of comes. Sometimes you step on a bug and you get inspired.
-- Iris Apfel -
Testing is the process of comparing the invisible to the ambiguous, so as to avoid the unthinkable happening to the anonymous.
-- James Marcus Bach -
We're going to get that little bug before that little bug gets my poll ratings down any further.
-- Jerry Brown -
What bugs me is that movies don't reflect how interesting and vibrant women are. We don't treasure women as they get older.
-- Jill Clayburgh -
I brought the Beetle to life with a roar. Well. Not really a roar. A Volkswagen Bug doesn't roar. But it sort of growled...
-- Jim Butcher -
My back only bugs me when I sleep wrong. I feel my knee more than anything, the left one. It's arthritic.
-- Joe Montana -
Fame is an odd thing. It bugs you a little bit, but it's really not bad.
-- John Corbett -
I've never been compared to Bugs Bunny and that's amazing, thank you.
-- John Krasinski -
Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug.
-- John Lithgow -
In other words, crew deaths are a feature, not a bug," Cassaway said, dryly.
-- John Scalzi -
In the bacteriology lab, we have culture plates. You put a bug in there and it starts growing and gets bigger and bigger and bigger. And it grows until it finally fills the whole plate. And it crashes and dies.
-- John Tanton -
Think of me as the praying mantis of the supernatural world. Aren't those the bugs that bite the heads off the males? Link looked skeptical. Yes. Then they eat them
-- Kami Garcia -
Right now I'm still only 25 and I don't think the maternal bug has hit me yet
-- Karrie Webb -
Is there anything sweeter than the touch of another as she pulls a dead bug from your fur?
-- Katherine Applegate -
It's true, I had hacked into a lot of companies, and took copies of the source code to analyze it for security bugs. If I could locate security bugs, I could become better at hacking into their systems. It was all towards becoming a better hacker.
-- Kevin Mitnick -
For you, someone kind of quiet and mysterious-" "I'm not mysterious," I interrupted. "You are a little. And sometimes people don't know whether to interpret silence as confidence or fear. They're looking at you like you're a bug so maybe you'll feel like you are one.
-- Kiera Cass -
I have faith in God and not that we have evolved from a rock, not from worshiping the environment or endangered bugs.
-- Kirk Cameron -
Sailing is a completely new sport for me and I wasn't sure what to expect but I've definitely got the bug.
-- Kirsty Gallacher -
I'm empathetic to a fault. I really do - embarrassingly enough - tear up when someone squishes a bug in front of me.
-- Kristen Bell -
Given enough eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.
-- Linus Torvalds -
I loved being outside. We'd hold lightning bugs in our fingers and pretend they were diamond rings.
-- Loretta Lynn -
Sometimes you're the windshield; sometimes you're the bug.
-- Mark Knopfler -
The critic's symbol should be the tumble-bug: he deposits his egg in somebody else's dung, otherwise he could not hatch it.
-- Mark Twain -
I find that writing unit tests actually increases my programming speed
-- Martin Fowler -
Once the travel bug bites, there is no known antidote.
-- Michael Palin -
I started racing myself and once you get bitten by that bug you really are hooked.
-- Nick Mason -
I was always scared in the amateurs, but the minute I got in the ring it was like another person took over. I become more vicious. In there I love to hurt people. Outside I can't hurt a bug.
-- Nonito Donaire -
I know I'm a person who's been bugged for years about the up and down weight thing.
-- Oprah Winfrey -
Where there are two bugs, there is likely to be a third.
-- P. J. Plauger -
I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck.
-- Patton Oswalt -
Greenspun's Tenth Rule of Programming: any sufficiently complicated C or Fortran program contains an ad hoc informally-specified bug-ridden slow implementation of half of Common Lisp.
-- Philip Greenspun -
Fortunately, the second-to-last bug has just been fixed.
-- Raymond Simard -
Maybe happiness is like a virus. Maybe it's one of those bugs that sits for a long time, so we don't even know that we are infected.
-- Richard Powers -
You turn the light on, you get all kinds of bugs.
-- Rob Bell -
Working on 'The Last Waltz' introduced me to Martin Scorsese, and I had been a movie bug since I was a young kid.
-- Robbie Robertson -
The only thing privacy laws accomplish is making the bugs smaller.
-- Robert A. Heinlein -
It has been discovered that C++ provides a remarkable facility for concealing the trival details of a program - such as where its bugs are.
-- Robert D Keppel -
-He's his rival in love!*inuyasha hits shippo*why'd you do that!? shippo,if you bug inuyasha you'll only feel his fist.-Miroku+shippo
-- Rumiko Takahashi -
So that makes us robbers of robbers," said Bug, "who pretend to be robbers working for a robber of other robbers.
-- Scott Lynch -
Camp life is demanding, and even the simplest daily routine becomes a chore in a climate with 90 per cent humidity, not to mention the bugs.
-- Stefanie Powers -
I got run over by a bug-eyed dummy, I guess.
-- Sterling Marlin -
Success is virulent. Once you get the bug then it's in you.
-- Steve Backley -
There has never been an unexpectedly short debugging period in the history of computers.
-- Steven Levy -
I dont like it when people dont hold the door. I dont know, that really bugs me... I guess I like manners.
-- Taylor Schilling -
Product quality has almost nothing to do with defects or their lack.
-- Tom DeMarco -
My reply is: the software has no known bugs, therefore it has not been updated.
-- Wietse Venema
