"If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in."

-- Edsger Dijkstra

#Funny Inspirational Quotes #Debugging Quotes #Bugs Quotes

“He'd assumed that you went to school because you had to learn things, starting off with the easy stuff and moving on to the bigger issues, and once you'd learned them that was it, the way ahead opened up and thereafter life was simple and straightforward. What a joke. The older he got, the more complicated and obscure everything became.”
“Younger Arabs are much less satisfied with education in the region than their elders, and are more comfortable networking and communicating via digital means.”
“I had an indie pop phase, I had just about every phase you could think of.”
“As for certain lesser faults, we must believe that, before the Final Judgment, there is a purifying fire. He who is truth says that whoever utters blasphemy against the Holy Spirit will be pardoned neither in this age nor in the age to come. From this sentence, we understand that certain offenses can be forgiven in this age, but certain others in the age to come.”
“The hundred-point man is one who is true to every trust; who keeps his word; who is loyal to the firm that employs him; who does not listen for insults nor look for slights; who carries a civil tongue in his head; who is polite to strangers without being fresh; who is considerate toward servants; who is moderate in his eating and drinking; who is willing to learn; who is cautious and yet courageous.”
“Each moment is a place you've never been.”

Source : Mark Strand (2014). “Collected Poems”, p.104, Knopf
“He had a body like batman”

Source : Janet Evanovich (2011). “Explosive Eighteen: A Stephanie Plum Novel”, p.30, Bantam
“Doctors tell me I have the body of a thirty year old. I know I have the brain of a fifteen year old. If you've got both, you can play baseball.”

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