Kurt Angle famous quotes

03-26-2025

Truth be told, I'm not a very big fan of 'the black people.'
-- Kurt Angle

#People #Black #Fans
Im in professional wrestling, which is what I do for a living. I coordinate stunts. I memorize them.
-- Kurt Angle

#Wrestling #Professional Wrestling
You know... when one speaks your name very fast, it just sounds like just incredible
-- Kurt Angle

#Names #Sound #Speak
Believe it or not, I kind of went into professional wrestling so I could get an avenue into acting.
-- Kurt Angle

#Believe #Wrestling #Acting
I have a little nursery rhyme for all you children out there, something even the Godfather can understand. 'You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.
-- Kurt Angle

#Children #Littles #Pants
Ive been chastised for going into mixed martial arts and backing out. But the reason I backed out was the terms - they wanted me ready to fight in four weeks, but youve got to be out of your mind. So I decided to go back to my roots, back to wrestling.
-- Kurt Angle

#Art #Wrestling #Fighting
I teased Randy Orton because he started using my finish, the Angle Slam. I said, Hey, I dont mind you using it, but at least give it a name. When he hits it, the announcers just say, Well, he just hit that... thing.
-- Kurt Angle

#Names #Giving #Mind
Pro wrestling was there, and I was good at it, thank God. I started getting a lot of offers, but unfortunately, at WWE I was under a tight leash. I think it had a lot to do with The Rock making the transition, and me possibly being the next guy - you know, the company didnt want to lose another top performer.
-- Kurt Angle

#Wrestling #Thinking #Rocks
Canada is lacking two things. It's true. Don't make me say it again. The first is Olympic Heroes [...] The second thing that Canada is lacking is Memorial Day, which is today by the way, where we in the States celebrate our war heroes by having barbeques . And I realize here in Canada you can't have barbeques because you'd probably be attacked by a moose, or caribou, or even a grizzly.
-- Kurt Angle

#Memorial Day #War #Hero
You do not boo an Olympic Gold Medalist. I'm the best in the world. I came here for you. You don't boo me.
-- Kurt Angle

#Wrestling #Gold #World
Children love me, dammit!
-- Kurt Angle

#Children #Wwe #Children Love
I feel like a real cowboy! Yippi Ki Yay!
-- Kurt Angle

#Real #Cowboy #Wwe
Not to mention our former tag team champions lost their titles after my good friend Christian was hit in the genitals with a hockey stick by a midgit! I mean enough is enough
-- Kurt Angle

#Christian #Team #Mean
I wasn't surprised at all. In fact, I thought, why stop there? Why not add the Big Show, or Chris Jericho, or the whole state of Nebraska for that matter? And don't you think a wrestling ring is a little old school, Lilian? Why not put the match in a shark tank, with real live sharks? Hungry sharks! And the only way to beat your opponent is to stuff him down a shark's throat, and pin the shark. Wouldn't that be a hoot?
-- Kurt Angle

#Real #School #Wrestling
I hear your chants. I hear your cat calls. And yes it's true. I'm obsessed with other men's balls. WORD!
-- Kurt Angle

#Cat #Men #Wwe
Oh it's TRUE, it's DAMN true.
-- Kurt Angle

#Wrestling
You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.
-- Kurt Angle

#Pants #Relation
Undertaker, if that is your real name...
-- Kurt Angle

#Real #Wwe #Names
Hey, I drank milk that was a DAY past its expiration date. Now THAT is extreme!
-- Kurt Angle

#Wrestling #Past #Hey
You don't BOO an Olympic Gold Medalist!
-- Kurt Angle

#Wrestling #Gold
You want ME in the ring? Now I know you've been drinking
-- Kurt Angle

#Drinking #Wwe #Want
I became the first ever Euro-continental champion in WWF history. Well, besides D-Lo Brown, but he doesn't count.
-- Kurt Angle

#Champion #Firsts #Brown
I just got pinned by a freakin' twelve year old.
-- Kurt Angle

#Years #Wwe #Twelve
Join me in Olympic Heros for Abstinence. The best sex is no sex.
-- Kurt Angle

#Sex #Hero #Wrestling
If your Olympic Hero were to use the Worm in the 1996 Olympic Games, it would be so embarassing to all the other atheletes - and our country, mind you- that the USA would have finished behind Guam.
-- Kurt Angle

#Country #Hero #Wwe
Your Olympic Hero is scheduled to wrestle a match against the man they call the big red retard; not that I have anything against retarded people cause I don't. As a matter of fact, I have a lot of retarded fans out there that admire and respect your Olympic Hero, and I wish them well.
-- Kurt Angle

#Hero #Men #Wwe
You can turn a giant into a mouse just by getting him fatigued. That was my whole game plan.
-- Kurt Angle

#Wrestling #Games #Giants
Oh its real, its damn real
-- Kurt Angle

#Real #Wrestling

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