Fake famous quotes

Obviously a fake Kyp. You distract him. I'll shoot him under the table." Han (to Leia)
-- Aaron Allston

#Fake #Tables

People who don't know anything tend to make up fake rules, the real rules being considerably more difficult to learn.
-- Aaron Sorkin

#Real #People #Fake

Only a Californian would have observed that it is becoming increasingly difficult to tell the real fake from the fake fake.
-- Ada Louise Huxtable

#Real #California #Fake

I'm a fake intellectual.
-- Adam Brody

#Fake #Intellectual

I don't like being on a horse. That's the only negative of doing a Western. I like the whole get up, and I look great in a hat. But I get tense around horses. So, if they could make a fake horse, then I'd do a Western.
-- Adam Sandler

#Horse #Fake #Negative

I have nothing against the Jewish people.
-- Adolf Hitler

#Fake People #People #Fake

It's nothing personal, just business.
-- Adolf Hitler

#Fake People #People #Fake

If I'm going to make a fake movie, it's going to be a fake hit.
-- Alan Arkin

#Fake

It’s…it’s easy to have some little bitty website and use a fake name and sit there and…you know…talk bad about Jews all day and enjoy yourselves…uh, you know…getting your kicks ’cause you live in, you know…a…a one room apartment and your mad at life or whatever and wanna blame us…you know.
-- Alex Jones

#Names #Mad #Fake

On the ostensible exactitude of certain branches of human knowledge, including mathematics. The exactness is a fake.
-- Alfred North Whitehead

#Fake #Branches #Mathematics

The fake Zionist regime will disappear from the landscape of geography.
-- Ali Khamenei

#Israel #Fake #Landscape

I'd rather be real and hated, than fake and loved.
-- Alli Simpson

#Real #Fake #Being Real

Sometimes fake laughing is hard once you've done a scene 18 times. I don't want to brag, but I have a reputation for being very, very good at that. It's funny finding what's challenging about acting as you go.
-- Allison Williams

#Laughing #Fake #Challenges

Okay, gang," I said, "according to blueprints, there's an elevator access panel on the east side of the building. We may get a little dirty, but—" "I thought we'd just go through the doors," Liz said, flashing three beautifully engraved invitations and some wonderfully authentic fake IDs. The tickets were $20,000 each. The Secret Service had been vetting the guest list for weeks, so Bex and I stopped beneath a streetlamp and studied Liz. "Do I even want to know where you got those?" I asked. Liz seemed to ponder it, and then she said, "No.
-- Ally Carter

#Dirty #Doors #Fake

I only really fake it anymore with sommeliers who are being really snotty to me and I don't want to take their grief and so I try to do something to kind of throw them off or put them on the defensive, even if I don't know what I'm talking about
-- Alton Brown

#Grief #Talking #Fake

It was a big deal to me to play characters and feel things and connect to somebody in a fake world.
-- Amanda Seyfried

#Character #Play #Fake

You cannot fake effort; talent is great, but perseverance is necessary.
-- Amy Bloom

#Perseverance #Fake #Effort

Don't fake it till you make it. Fake it till you become it.
-- Amy Cuddy

#Motivation #Inspiration #Fake

I love theatrical props: a cup filled with solid fake tea, say, or a collection of fake food, including a rubber turkey, which, during the holidays, I wrap in tinfoil so it appears to have just come out of the oven.
-- Amy Sedaris

#Holiday #Turkeys #Fake

I've gotta believe in what my heart tells in me, even if it's a fake thing.
-- Andrew Hussie

#Believe #Heart #Fake

I owe it to my fans to be who I am. There's nothing fake about me.
-- Angie Stone

#Who I Am #Fake #Fans

The rarest of all things in American life is charm. We spend billions every year manufacturing fake charm that goes under the heading of public relations. Without it, America would be grim indeed.
-- Anita Loos

#Years #America #Fake

Lena was an introvert. She knew she had trouble connecting with people. She always felt like her looks were fake bait, seeming to offer a bridge to people, which she couldn't easily cross.
-- Ann Brashares

#Bridges #People #Fake

Love is a good place to situate our distrust of fake women.
-- Anne Carson

#Love Is #Fake #Distrust

I'd wanted to be a writer my whole life. But when I finally made it, I felt like a greyhound catching the mechanical rabbit she'd been chasing for so long--discovering it was merely metal, wrapped in cloth. It wasn't alive; it had no spirit. It was fake.
-- Anne Lamott

#Long #Fake #Rabbits

Not necessarily reputation, rank, societal position or status,but the happiness and enjoyment that a person pretends or fakes to derive with his possessed money or wealth or both make largely others jealous and envious of him.
-- Anuj

#Jealous #Fake #Reputation

The hell of it is, I know the answer. The answer is that you never, ever, rely on another person for your peace of mind. If you do, you're screwed but good. Not right away, maybe, but sooner or later. You have to -- I don't know --you have to learn to live with yourself. You have to learn to turn back your own sheets and set a table for one without feeling pathetic. You have to be strong and confident and pleased with yourself and never give the slightest impression that you can't hack it without that certain ***** someone. You have to fake the hell out of it.
-- Armistead Maupin

#Strong #Giving #Fake

Like one of those fake-smart, middlebrow TV shows, the speciousness of The Social Network is disguised by topicality. It's really a movie excusing Hollywood ruthlessness.
-- Armond White

#Smart #Tv Shows #Fake

Maybe you feel pressure to be positive because so many people rely on your good, fake-positive energy? If that's the case, screw everybody else. You're not a bottle of Valium.
-- Augusten Burroughs

#People #Fake #Positive Energy

Just be truthful - and if you can fake that, you've got it made.
-- Barbara Stanwyck

#Truth #Fake #Made

Well, this movie I've been working on for a while. I had the idea for the movie like twenty years ago when I was doing 'Empire of the Sun' in 1987 because at that time that's when all these Vietnam movies were being made and my friends and I were going on auditions for these Vietnam movies and my friends were getting them and going away to fake boot camps.
-- Ben Stiller

#Years #Ideas #Fake

It was probably in third grade - I had a super fake, gold herringbone chain. I don't remember if it was my mom's or how I got it, but ever since then, I've loved chains.
-- Big Sean

#Mom #Fake #Gold

So many reality shows are scripted and create this fake drama, and it's a bunch of bull. We wanted to do something real and something wholesome and something that's focused on positive family values.
-- Bill Rancic

#Real #Drama #Fake

I'm not a big reality show fan, because I just think it's too fake.
-- Billy Eichner

#Reality #Thinking #Fake

Kaoru: Grownups are so tiresome. They fake their smiles all day long and they try to force us to do the same. It's no fun at all.
-- Bisco Hatori

#Fun #Long #Fake

One thing that you cant fake is chemistry.
-- Blake Shelton

#Fake #Chemistry

Shot fakes and ball fakes work. No one uses more than Wisconsin. It's amazing how many people don't use them
-- Bo Ryan

#Basketball #People #Fake

It's not important what other people call you. If you yourself know you're a fake, that's tougher to live with.
-- Bob Dylan

#People #Fake #Important

It's always disappointing when people decide for one reason or another that they don't like your work anymore, but you can't try to please people, because then you're just going to be doing - you'll never live it down, y'know it'll always be dogging you around - you might be being a fake about the whole thing.
-- Bob Dylan

#People #Fake #Trying

I wasn't much good. When I went into the line on a fake - I would holler 'I don't have it!'
-- Bob Newhart

#Leadership #Sports #Fake

I sit and wonder why no one uses the shot fake. The shot fake, when used correctly, can eliminate a defender
-- Bobby Knight

#Basketball #Fake #Use

If you fake the funk, your nose will grow.
-- Bootsy Collins

#Fake #Noses #Funk

ID can be hijacked, and cards can be faked. All of the 9/11 terrorists had fake IDs, yet they still got on the planes. If the British national ID card can't be faked, it will be the first on the planet.
-- Bruce Schneier

#Fake #Cards #Firsts

One of the great things about being a writer/journalist is that my boss loves me to go out and do features on being someone else. I did a feature on Kate Middleton, where I went to an incredible fancy state home in the countryside, put on a wedding dress and posed for engagement pictures with a fake Prince William.
-- Caitlin Moran

#Home #Fake #Boss

You have to really enjoy (being sexy). Not fake anything. Sexy is being in the moment, whether that means being coy or coming on hard. Faking is always lame and it never comes across the way you want it to.
-- Cameron Diaz

#Sexy #Mean #Fake

We've been to the Moon nine times. Why would we fake it nine times, if we faked it?
-- Charles Duke

#Moon #Fake #Nine

If there's one thing I believe more than I believe anything else, it's that you can't fake the core. The truth that lives there will eventually win out. It's a god we must obey, a force that brings us all inevitably to our knees.
-- Cheryl Strayed

#Believe #Winning #Fake

Fake is not a word I like to use because there's nothing fake about what I do.  It's a show, it's a predetermined outcome; we're putting on a television drama, action, comedy, whatever you want to call it - but it's not fake.  Fake would be if I was just about to take a body slam, and my stuntman did it.  Fake would be if I was going to take a chair shot to the head, and the chair was made of rubber.  I'll tell the world that it's a show, but I hate the word fake.  It's such an unfair term to us.
-- Chris Jericho

#Drama #Hate #Fake

As an actor it's always easier to shave or cut your hair for a role, but it's hard to put fake hair on or grow hair for a role.
-- Chris Pratt

#Cutting #Hair #Fake

She knows too well what it's like to tamp down your natural inclinations, to force a smile when you feel numb....The expression of emotion does not come naturally, so yo learn to fake it. To pretend. To display an empathy you don't really feel. And so it is that you learn to pass, if you're lucky, to look like everyone else, even though you're broken inside.
-- Christina Baker Kline

#Expression #Broken #Fake

When a crisis occurs, I feel that one of my greatest responsibilities is to set a tone of calm no matter what the problems. Sometimes I have to fake confidence a lot. I also have to fake calm.
-- Christine Vachon

#Responsibility #Fake #Matter

You must have an alibi to show why you lost. If you haven't one, you must fake one. You self confidence must be maintained.
-- Christy Mathewson

#Self Confidence #Fake #Lost

If it's something that reaches out and grabs me, I want to do it. I have a lot of trouble doing things that don't grab me. So, I'm not a very good actor in that way. I can't fake it.
-- Clancy Brown

#Fake #Want #Way

I'm not fake in any way.
-- Courteney Cox

#Fake #Way

I don't watch reality TV much, but sometimes I'll be on the E! channel and see that show "Total Divas", about female wrestlers. It's like, fake ***** are de rigueur. Nose jobs are de rigueur. Exaggerated ***** are de rigueur. Twerking is de rigueur.
-- Courtney Love

#Jobs #Reality #Fake

President Obama announced his re-election campaign, though it’s not really a surprise. He did all the things that make it official: He filed the paperwork, redesigned his website, and printed another fake birth certificate.
-- Craig Ferguson

#Fake #President #Campaigns

The younger generation can smell fakes - Authenticity trumps cool.
-- Craig Groeschel

#Smell #Fake #Generations

I cursed him then, not because his tears were fake, but because they were real. I cursed him for showing me, with every tear and every smile and every sincere emotion he had, that I was the real freak.
-- Dan Wells

#Real #Fake #Tears

After a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contrived, or fake-sounding.
-- Dave Chappelle

#Fake #Too Much #Jokes

The best thing you can do to set yourself apart is just be yourself. If you're fake, you know people find out who you are later, it's like, 'Well that's not who we thought you were.' Being yourself is where you feel most comfortable and people get, you know, they feel that connection the best. That's the best way to go. You always have to be yourself.
-- David Archuleta

#Being Yourself #People #Fake

In painting as in prose, a good eye is not enough to tell you whether what you see is real or fake.
-- David Bellos

#Real #Eye #Fake

incessant adj. The doubts. You had to save me from my constant doubts. That deep-seeded feeling that I wasn't good enough for anything I was a fake at my job I wasn't your equal my friends would forget me if I moved away for a month. It wasn't as easy as hearing voices nobody was telling me this. It was just something I knew. Everyone else was playing along but I was sure that one day they would all stop.
-- David Levithan

#Jobs #Voice #Fake

It was a laugh that came from the tip of his toes, gaining force and soul as it traveled through his body and out into the world in mirthful bursts. There wasn't anything fake about it; it was an amusement park of a laugh, and when it appeared, you wanted to jump on board.
-- David Levithan

#Laughing #Fake #Soul

The fake slap invariably makes contact, adding the elements of shock and betrayal to what had previously been plain old-fashioned fear.
-- David Sedaris

#Betrayal #Fake #Elements

Fake it until you make it! When you're feeling bad, get dressed up - soon your inside will catch up with your outside
-- Denise Austin

#Fashion #Fake #Feelings

Well, I can fake my way around some things, but I don't think I would be good at betting.
-- Diane Lane

#Thinking #Fake #Would Be

I may look fake but I'm real where it counts.
-- Dolly Parton

#Country #Real #Fake

Here's my theory about meetings and life: the three things you can't fake are erections, competence and creativity.
-- Douglas Coupland

#Creativity #Fake #Three

I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection
-- Drake

#Mistake #Perfection #Fake

Pray the real live forever man. Pray the fakes get exposed.
-- Drake

#Real #Men #Fake

I do subscribe to the maxim that generally comedy is like jazz. Either you get it or you don't. You can't learn it and you can't be taught it. I don't think that if you are not a funny person, you can fake it.
-- Edward Norton

#Thinking #Fake #Taught

I can't get married. I can't fake sleep for 30 years.
-- Elayne Boosler

#Sleep #Years #Fake

I know that sometimes people fake on each other out of genuine motives to hold onto the object of their tenderest feelings. They see themselves as so inadequate that they feel forced to wear a mask in order to continuously impress the other. I do not want to "hold" you, I want you to "stay" out of your own need for me.
-- Eldridge Cleaver

#Order #People #Fake

Between hindsight bias, fake causality, positive bias, anchoring/priming, et cetera et cetera, and above all the dreaded confirmation bias, once an idea gets into your head, it's probably going to stay there.
-- Eliezer Yudkowsky

#Ideas #Fake #Causality

The curse of the sun and the moon is fake. It doesn`t exist.
-- Elijah

#Moon #Fake #Sun

I don't think you should try to be anything you're not. If you're not smiling all the time or always happy - I don't think it matters. If you're having bad day, show you're having a bad day. Don't try to put up something that's fake.
-- Elle Fanning

#Bad Day #Thinking #Fake

Fake Is that what you are if you choose to improve the basic not perfect you?
-- Ellen Hopkins

#Perfect #Fake #Not Perfect

I hide hurt behind a fake smile. I wear it all the time. Everyone says how I always look so cheerful. Shows what they know I guess.
-- Ellen Hopkins

#Hurt #Fake #Cheerful

I don't take modern hip-hop as real. It's entertaining, it's fake, like James Bond.
-- Emmanuel Jal

#Real #Fake #Hip Hop

According to Gur's theory of boredom, everything that happens in the world today is because of boredom: love, war, inventions, fake fireplaces - ninety-five percent of all that is pure boredom.
-- Etgar Keret

#War #Boredom #Fake

You can't fake this music. You might be a great singer or a great musician but, in the need, that's got nothing to do with it. It's how you connect to the songs and to the history behind them.
-- Etta James

#Song #Fake #Musical

The two things you can't fake are good food and good music
-- Etta James

#Two #Fake #Good Food

That's the thing about acting - you can't fake it.
-- Eve Hewson

#Fake #Acting

Eclecticism - every truth is so true that any truth must be false.
-- F. H. Bradley

#Fake People #People #Fake

I keep chicks in my lap, throwing me head fakes!
-- Fabolous

#Rap #Fake #Lap

I once asked Barbara Stanwyck the secret of acting. She said: 'Just be truthful - and if you can fake that, you've got it made'.
-- Fred MacMurray

#Writing #Fake #Secret

Scary is good. Kids like going to a movie and being really scared rather than fake scared.
-- Freddie Highmore

#Kids #Scary #Fake

I'm always very happy to talk to people. I relate to people, and the guy on stage is very much the guy that's off stage. People know when it's fake.
-- Gabriel Iglesias

#People #Fake #Guy

I had never liked bullying of any sort, especially when an individual acquires his courage by becoming part of a faceless mob. I always say if you need fake courage, get it out of a bottle like I do.
-- Gary Reilly

#Bullying #Fake #Needs

I was in the land of fakes and frauds and phonies-I felt like saying “Howdy cousin,” to everybody who walked by.
-- Gary Reilly

#Cousin #Land #Fake

Hippies are so phoney and fake.
-- George Harrison

#Fake People #Hippie #Fake

Fake tan is really difficult to get right. When I was younger, I'd always do it wrong. I'd leave it on and forget to wash it off. So I embrace being pale. I like getting a tan, but I also think that if you're going to do it, it has to be gradual. I just work the pale thing now.
-- Georgia May Jagger

#Thinking #Fake #Forget

American exceptionalism? Exceptional at what? Waging wars against innocent people for fake reasons? Exceptional at what? Being addicted to pharmaceutical drugs that have people's minds wasted? Exceptional at what? Eating more junk food and becoming the most obese nation on Earth?
-- Gerald Celente

#War #People #Fake

Well, the beginning is actually quite easy, because I can still be quite free about the way I handle things - colours, shapes. And so a picture emerges that may look quite good for a while, so airy and colourful and new. But that will only last for a day at most, at which point it starts to look cheap and fake. And then the real work begins - changing, eradicating, starting again, and so on, until it's done.
-- Gerhard Richter

#Art #Real #Fake

I feel myself trying to be charming, and then I realize I’m obviously trying to be charming, and then I try to be even more charming to make up for the fake charm, and then I’ve basically turned into Liza Minnelli: I’m dancing in tights and sequins, begging you to love me. There’s a bowler and jazz hands and lots of teeth.
-- Gillian Flynn

#Hands #Dancing #Fake

We have never done anything in a cynical fake way
-- Gordon Ramsay

#Fake #Cynical #Done

You don't have to wear fur. They make such great fakes. There's no reason to kill an animal.
-- Grace Slick

#Animal #Fake #Fur

Fake sympathy is the politicians demanding more cash as they ignore the underlying crisis. They prefer money over morality.
-- Greg Gutfeld

#Fake #Cash #Morality

The fact that I have no remedy for all the sorrows of the world is no reason for my accepting yours. It simply supports the strong probability that yours is a fake.
-- H. L. Mencken

#Strong #Fake #Support

Let my lusts be my ruin, then, since all else is a fake and a mockery.
-- Hart Crane

#Fake #Lust #Ruins