"The fake slap invariably makes contact, adding the elements of shock and betrayal to what had previously been plain old-fashioned fear."

-- David Sedaris

#Betrayal Quotes #Fake Quotes #Elements Quotes

“The pilot looked at his cues of attitude and speed and orientation and so on and responded as he would from the same cues in an airplane, but there was no way it flew the same. The simulators had showed us that.”
“I have a girlfriend and she really keeps me grounded. Makes me normal.”

Source : Source: www.elle.com
“My father wasn't absolutely delighted. He wanted me to become a lawyer. I studied law, but I thought the shoe business was more exciting.”
“If you could only keep quiet, clear of memories and expectations, you would be able to discern the beautiful pattern of events. Its your restlessness that causes chaos.”
“Possibly the tragedy of the bicycle is that it was invented too close in time to the car. In the historical scheme, pedal power hardly got under way before the combustion engine appeared and, not only took over the roads, but changed our view of machines. We've forgotten that pedal power is a potent form of energy.”
“Having a voice unlike another means you've "found yourself" as a writer.”

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“People say that being a vegan creates a social problem in that others may react negatively. But isnt that the case if you take a principled position on any issue, whether its racism, sexism, heterosexism, violence as a general matterâ€”or speciesism? The key is to educate others about *why* you take the position.”
“It is not hard to change when your biggest problem is whether the weeds prosper in a vegetable patch.”

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