"After a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contrived, or fake-sounding."

-- Dave Chappelle

#Fake Quotes #Too Much Quotes #Jokes Quotes

“If each of us would only sweep our own doorstep, the whole World would be clean.”
“Let Toronto become Milan. Montreal will always be Rome.”

Source : "House Beautiful", Vol. 133, (p. 216), 1991.
“Religion teaches us that our lives here on earth are to be used for transformation.”
“Kid, you'll move mountains.”
“I think he is marvellous. I think he will fit in whatever category of Cricket that has been played or will be played, from the first ball that has ever been bowled to the last ball that's going to be. He can play in any era and at any level. I would say he's 99.5% perfect.”
“The fact is whether one looks at this [outsourcing] in terms of men and women, working men and women in this country who are simply being screwed, or whether one looks at this in terms of corporations who are benefiting, the fact is it is certainly not helping the American economy.”
“Don't get mad. Get everything.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“To make a song is a gift, and once it's done it keeps evolving and changing and becomes a tool to interact with other people. It's like a conversation.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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