"I'm always very happy to talk to people. I relate to people, and the guy on stage is very much the guy that's off stage. People know when it's fake."

-- Gabriel Iglesias

#People Quotes #Fake Quotes #Guy Quotes

“a steady diet of mass culture is a form of deprivation.”

Source : Pauline Kael (1994). “For keeps”, E P Dutton
“I didn't have any inhibitions. I saw Elvis and Gene Vincent, and I thought, "Well, I can do this." And I liked doing it.”
“Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.”
“The diagnosis of drunkenness was that it was a disease for which the patient was in no way responsible, that it was created by existing saloons, and non-existing bright hearths, smiling wives, pretty caps and aprons. The cure was the patent nostrum of pledge-signing, a lying-made-easy invention, which like calomel, seldom had any permanent effect on the disease for which it was given, and never failed to produce another and a worse. Here the care created an epidemic of forgery, falsehood and perjury.”
“...rise above selfishness. This includes spiritual selfishness, when one looks toward personal edification and strengthening and has no other interest than one's own salvation. To be blessed is not an end in itself; we must be a blessing to others. All people have a talent in one way or another to touch and inspire other people's lives. Let us not only look inward and proudly say 'all is well in Zion; yea, Zion prospereth' (2 Ne. 28:21), but let us be a light unto a chaotic world.”
“It's completely inappropriate. It's not journalism. It's opinion.”
“I will feel equality has arrived when we can elect to office women who are as unqualified as some of the men who are already there.”
“I think record companies are criminals.”

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