"I do subscribe to the maxim that generally comedy is like jazz. Either you get it or you don't. You can't learn it and you can't be taught it. I don't think that if you are not a funny person, you can fake it."

-- Edward Norton

#Thinking Quotes #Fake Quotes #Taught Quotes

“Every scientist should remove the word 'impossible' from their lexicon.”
“I fully support the NOH8 campaign and all it stands for and am proud to be a part of it. But I stand by my husband's stance on DADT.”

Source : Cindy McCain @cindymccain, twitter.com. November 13, 2010.
“I think the people are just looking for freedom in music...There's a lot of she-bop she-bop going on out there. Maybe they're tired of that same old thing.”
“If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?”
“You are not only responsible for what you say, but also for what you do not say”
“Washington State has a strong tradition of a positive relationship - positive working relationship between labor and management, whether in the private sector or the public sector. It needs to continue to be that way.”

Source : "GOP candidate: 'I'm not Scott Walker'" by David Catanese, www.politico.com. April 17, 2012.
“The more we live by our intellect, the less we understand the meaning of life.”
“I cannot accept the definition of collective good as articulated by a privileged minority in society, especially when that minority is in power.”

Source : Wole Soyinka, Biodun Jeyifo (2001). “Conversations with Wole Soyinka”, p.58, Univ. Press of Mississippi

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