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If I was as rich as Rockefeller I'd be richer than Rockefeller, because I'd do a bit of window cleaning on the side.
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There is no such thing as good writing, only good rewriting.
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Acceptance of the bit happens in the haunches, not in the mouth.
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Slavery is not the only question which comes up in this controversy. There is a far more important one to you, and that is, what shall be done with the free negro?
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Nature is nowhere accustomed more openly to display her secret mysteries than in cases where she shows tracings of her workings apart from the beaten paths; nor is there any better way to advance the proper practice of medicine than to give our minds to the discovery of the usual law of nature, by careful investigation of cases of rarer forms of disease.
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Why are some people born with a fire in the belly, while others need something to get their pilot light lit?
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I’m not 'aw shucks'. Because I'm gnarly.
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Evolution isn't true, because if we evolved from monkeys, how can they still be here?
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I like to be real private; you don't always want everyone around you - even when they like you.
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In my household there is an insane amount of laughter and celebration.
