Sid Waddell famous quotes

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.
-- Sid Waddell

#Trying #Kangaroos #Pins

Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!
-- Sid Waddell

#Underdog #Keith

Golden rule of life: never underestimate your rivals.
-- Sid Waddell

#Golden #Rivals #Underestimate

One hundred and eighty, divided by three, is one dart at a time
-- Sid Waddell

#Three #Hundred

Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.
-- Sid Waddell

#Heart #Stones #Muscles

That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.
-- Sid Waddell

#Lazarus #Comeback

William Tell could take an apple off your head, [Phil] Taylor could take out a processed pea.
-- Sid Waddell

#Apples #Peas

Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.
-- Sid Waddell

#Sticks #Necks #Giraffe

Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.
-- Sid Waddell

#Player #Body #Darts

He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.
-- Sid Waddell

#Speed #Wasps #Predictable

When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. Eric Bristow is only 27.
-- Sid Waddell

#Tears #World #Salt

The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.
-- Sid Waddell

#Redneck #Atmosphere #Vinegar