Giraffe famous quotes
Last updated: Sep 5, 2024
-
The man who believes in giraffes would swallow anything.
-- Adrian Mitchell -
This is the greatest discovery of the scientific enterprise: You take hydrogen gas, and you leave it alone, and it turns into rosebushes, giraffes, and humans.
-- Brian Swimme -
Jason said, "Yes. Gerard T. Giraffe." What does the 'T' stand for?" 'The.
-- Douglas Coupland -
A penguin cannot become a giraffe, so just be the best penguin you can be.
-- Gary Vaynerchuk -
Hyypia rises like a giraffe to head the ball clear
-- George Hamilton -
Did you ever see a giraffe? It is like something from between the regions of truth and fiction.
-- Geraldine Jewsbury -
A man is born an artist as a hippopotamus is born a hippopotamus; and you can no more make yourself one than you can make yourself a giraffe.
-- John Ruskin -
Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
-- Karl Pilkington -
A bit of advice: never read a pop-up book about giraffes.
-- Sean Lock -
Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.
-- Sid Waddell
