"A bit of advice: never read a pop-up book about giraffes."

-- Sean Lock

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“It is best not to study too much on who gets what they deserve. It can lead to an overly complicated interpretation of God's personal attributes.”
“Alexia had found pregnancy relatively manageable, up to a point. That point having been some three weeks ago, at which juncture her natural reserves of control gave way to sentimentality. Only yesterday she had ended breakfast sobbing over the fried eggs because they looked at her funny. The pack had spent a good half hour trying to find a way to pacify her. Her husband was so worried he looked to start crying himself.”
“Every single person has within an ocean of pure vibrant consciousness. Every single human being can experience that - infinite intelligence, infinite creativity, infinite happiness, infinite energy, infinite dynamic peace.”
“The role of the pastor is to embody the gospel. And of course to get it embodied, which you can only do with individuals, not in the abstract.”
“In the vast, and the minute, we see The unambiguous footsteps of the God, Who gives its lustre to an insect's wing And wheels His throne upon the rolling worlds.”
“This is true valor, I hope you know. Legends have sprung from less. All Lancelot did was paddle about in a balmy lake.â€ She smiled. â€œLancelot was a knight. Youâ€™re a viscount. The bar is higher.”
“The lives of the best of us are spent in choosing between evils.”

Source : Junius (1829). “The posthumous works of Junius: To which is prefixed, an inquiry respecting the author: also, a Sketch of the life of John Horne Tooke”, p.337
“Television doesn't like politics very well, if you can infer that from the way they cover it.”

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