"Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?"

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Source : "Xfm" Radio, June 11, 2005.

Karl Pilkington

#Ladders Quotes #Evolution Quotes #Giraffe Quotes

“Simplicity is the character of the spring of life, costliness becomes its autumn; but a neatness and purity, like that of the snow-drop or lily of the valley, is the peculiar fascination of beauty, to which it lends enchantment, and gives what amiability is to the mind.”
“America is a Nation with a mission - and that mission comes from our most basic beliefs. We have no desire to dominate, no ambitions of empire. Our aim is a democratic peace - a peace founded upon the dignity and rights of every man and woman.”
“Some movies I see today have the most dramatic plot points but the actors are not playing them dramatically.”
“The first time I stepped on an NBA court I became a businessman.”
“All but God is changing day by day.”
“Our movement is of the working people, for the working people, by the working people. . . . There is not a right too long denied to which we do not aspire in order to achieve; there is not a wrong too long endured that we are not determined to abolish.”
“See?" she heard Shane yell at the kitchen. "She doesn't stomp around like a cattle stampede!" "Bite me, Collins! No bacon for you, either!”
“One Whitman is miracle enough, and when he comes again it will be the end of the world.”

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