Noel Fielding famous quotes

03-24-2025

People said, â€˜You must be mad, or on drugs,â€™ which I found a bit disappointing. What about imagination? It reflects our time that people sooner assume youâ€™re on drugs or mad, rather than free.
-- Noel Fielding

#Mad #Imagination #People
Reality depresses me. I need to find fantasy worlds and escape in them.
-- Noel Fielding

#Depressing #Reality #World
I don't really like jokes in a way. I mean gags are fine but I like weird moments where what you have isn't really a joke, just tiny moments.
-- Noel Fielding

#Mean #Way #Tiny
I visited a friend in Leicester recently. It was 4am and we all ran around in a circle, six of us. Itâ€™s the most fun Iâ€™ve had since i was seven. And I thought: itâ€™s not about drink, or drugs, or fancy clubs. Itâ€™s about running around in your socks, changing direction in a front room in Leicester.
-- Noel Fielding

#Running #Fun #Circles
I had always drawn, every day as long as I had held a pencil, and just assumed everyone else had tooâ€¦Art had saved me and helped me fit inâ€¦Art was always my saving graceâ€¦Comedy didnâ€™t come until much later for me. Iâ€™ve always tried to combine the two things, art and comedy, and couldnâ€™t make a choice between the two. It was always my ambition to make comedy with an art-school slant, and art that could be funny instead of po-faced.
-- Noel Fielding

#Art #Ambition #School
I don't hate Coldplay to be cool I genuinely hate Coldplay.
-- Noel Fielding

#Hate #Being Cool
Things are different in the fantasy world Towels are different in the fantasy world Shows are different in the fantasy world Dancing's different in the fantasy world Unicorns No, they're the same Everything's different in the fantasy world
-- Noel Fielding

#Dancing #World #Towels
When I'm 70 I might be a man in a park just wandering around, speaking in tongues with kids throwing bread at me.
-- Noel Fielding

#Funny #Kids #Men
I never did that badly with women when I wasn't on telly, but it's a bit out of control now. Women try it on with me more than I'm comfortable with. It's strange, because I think I look like a troll wearing a woman's wig backwards.
-- Noel Fielding

#Funny #Thinking #Trying
You must have stuck a finger up your arse at least once.
-- Noel Fielding

#Arses #Fingers #Stuck
I don't think I'd have done comedy if I was born eighty years ago I'd have been a lord. Shooting people that were on my land With a wig, yeah. And some crisps.
-- Noel Fielding

#Thinking #Years #Land
I think I should be in a film called 'Space Shrews'. Where I go to space. With a load of shrews. And nothing really happens. We just get out and have a lolly and then come back. But it'll be a musical the ship will be built out of my own hair.
-- Noel Fielding

#Thinking #Space #Hair
I'd like to punch out a really old lady. There'd be no repercussions.
-- Noel Fielding

#Old Lady
I find it depressing that people think you have to be on drugs to watch [my stuff], thatâ€™s a cop out, use your brain, use your imagination.
-- Noel Fielding

#Depressing #Thinking #Imagination
You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas eggs?
-- Noel Fielding

#Eggs #Black #Bananas
Some people have a fear of being on stage. I have a fear of coming off it.
-- Noel Fielding

#People #Stage
It's impossible to be unhappy while wearing a poncho!
-- Noel Fielding

#Unhappy #Impossible
I did work in a bakery for one day. But the boss went off and when he came back I was lying on the floor eating cakes.
-- Noel Fielding

#Funny #Lying #Cake
My nan used to look after me in the summer holidays and she had a cat with one eye. It used to walk into walls and tables. I used to think it was hilarious. It was a slapstick cat.
-- Noel Fielding

#Funny #Summer #Wall

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