"I never did that badly with women when I wasn't on telly, but it's a bit out of control now. Women try it on with me more than I'm comfortable with. It's strange, because I think I look like a troll wearing a woman's wig backwards."

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Source : "This much I know". Interview with Eva Wiseman, www.theguardian.com. May 24, 2008.

Noel Fielding

#Funny Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Trying Quotes

“I think I grew up a bit quickly. I wish I was younger than I am in my head. I feel like an old lady for various reasons. I have a yearning to live out my childhood and teenage years and have a bit more fun than I actually did.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“Experts tell us that 90% of all brain development occurs by the age of five. If we don't begin thinking about education in the early years, our children are at risk of falling behind by the time they start Kindergarten.”
“I miss my mattress when I am gone; It's one thing I've made an impression on.”
“I write in the first person because I have always wanted to make my life more interesting than it was.”

Source : Diane Wakoski (1974). “Trilogy: Coins & Coffins: Discrepancies and Apparitions; The George Washington Poems”
“I had teachers who I could tell didn't want to be there. And I just couldn't get inspired by someone who didn't want to be there.”
“To become conscious of this power is to become a 'live wire.' The universe is the live wire. It carries power sufficient to meet every situation in the life of every individual. When the individual mind touches the universal mind, it receives all its power.”
“Education never ends, Watson. It is a series of lessons, with the greatest for the last.”

Source : His Last Bow 'The Adventure of the Red Circle'
“That's what you do all the hard work for, to play in situations that put your body through gruelling times. If you're not up to it, pull out.”

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