Jonathan Ross famous quotes
Last updated: Sep 5, 2024
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It's not whether you win or lose, it's how many people remember you when you die.
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Look at Abi Titmuss. This year she's been tied to more bed posts than David Blunkett's guide dog.
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More action packed than a Cardiff pub with Anne Robinson.
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Fortunately, this is not something that we see a lot of. Very rarely do you see a dog in this terrible shape from starvation. People just aren't that cruel.
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Hollywood - it's either people who are unhappy or soon will be.
-- Jonathan Ross
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Getting adjusted regularly is part of my goal to win in life and on the field.
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God does not so much want us to do things as to let people see what He can do.
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We must see what in the Israeli identity - in the Israeli - we can give to other people rather than speaking so often of taking, expanding territory.
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I have known some quite good people who were unhappy, but never an interested person who was unhappy.
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People who deal with life generously and large-heartedly go on multiplying relationships to the end.
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Remember you don't do anything in isolation.
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Remember that there is meaning beyond absurdity. Know that every deed counts, that every word is power...Above all, remember that you must build your life as if it were a work of art.
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Remember that the word of God is not sent to particular persons, as if by name; and do not think you have no part in it, because you are not named there.
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Remember kids, I have life insurance.
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Our strength lies in our intensive attacks and our barbarity...After all, who today remembers the genocide of the Armenians?
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