"I did work in a bakery for one day. But the boss went off and when he came back I was lying on the floor eating cakes."

-- Noel Fielding

#Funny Quotes #Lying Quotes #Cake Quotes

“If you pay 50 million for something, you probably pay another 50 to 100 million to activate it. And the more you spend, the better you do. There is no point in just buying rights.”

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“Peace may be negotiated by politicians, but it is something written in hearts and minds not on pieces of paper”
“There is no symmetry in nature. One eye is never exactly the same as the other.”
“All I ever wanted really, and continue to want out of life, is to give 100 percent to whatever I'm doing and to be committed to whatever I'm doing and then let the results speak for themselves. Also to never take myself or people for granted and always be thankful and grateful to the people who helped me.”
“I had to keep from laughing when a male relative of mine became concerned about how often I danced.”
“Just as the hand that strikes the ground cannot fail,So is the ruin certain of him who cherishes anger.”
“Walter Duranty helped to turn the monster Stalin into a world figure and a hero of the leftistWestern intelligentsia by defending the bloodbath of the Soviet Union from its critics in the now famous: "You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs.”
“Since 2000, we've seen base power rates rise by 50%.”

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