"I'd like to punch out a really old lady. There'd be no repercussions."

-- Noel Fielding

#Old Lady Quotes

“Fancy brings us as many vain hopes as idle fears.”
“We need spring. We need it desperately, and, usually, we need it before God is willing to give it to us.”
“Boxing was not something I truly enjoyed. Like a lot of things in life, when you put the gloves on, it's better to give than to receive.”
“Discomfort and awkwardness are places where you feel things. I'm a big advocate for being happy. We can choose to live in a happy bubble. But part of being happy is understanding how sad things can be.”
“War should never be thought of as something autonomous, but always as an instrument of policy.”
“The difference being that in films, unlike in life, good does always win over evil in the end.”
“But I quite like that the public has a very short attention span. If I haven't been on telly for a little bit, I can sense it. People don't take as much notice of you, it's really quite palpable.”
“The Vedas teach that the soul is divine, only held in the bondage of matter; perfection will be reached when this bond will burst, and the word they use for it is, therefore, Mukti - freedom, freedom from the bonds of imperfection, freedom from death and misery.”

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